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Worst case scenario, they sew his nutsack back on.

Easy peasy.

Sure dork

Dont worry, insurance will cover it.

Are there any questions?

I didnt think so.

Good luck, kids!

If its true what they say, “you dont know what you have till its gone”, then you will never know you have this particular venereal disease you nasty ****...!

Come now lets be nice /\

Now you know why i used the qualifier ‘in the right light’.

An Oscar you say?
That would get me out of this well paying yet festering shithole that is daytime television.

Dude, you’re like a big fat Erkel, and when you take a shower you’re like a big fat circle!

Ur funny

Yeah, i remember him...

...he was 44 years old when me & my friends were juniors in HS.

He bought us beer.

Tried to stay & drink w. us.

We didnt let him.

He threatened to tell our parents.

We kicked the shit out of him.