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Your weird

Ohh new page

Yeah, i went fishing once...

...hooked the fish in the eye...

...had to kill it w. a shovel...

...took about an hour.

We got drunk in Alabama, he threw his phone at me, its a good story!

I was there. I remember parts of it.

That time you stole a horse!

Looks like an old friend of yours is back in town.

You know who else was funny? Guido.

So, tragic accidents aside, his grandparents are still alive.

“Its not gonna happen”. You know who else said that?

Every currently deceased dinosaur who decided to ignore the asteroid and not accept the invitation to get on Noah’s ark.

Those are curtains?

I just thought it was really beige outside.

Bazoonga

Pretty sure you mean “had” an alibi; your check bounced.

I wanted grapes, so i bought a box of raisins. I cant get them to poof back up though.

Dont worry i’ll be impartial.
Heck i’ll even take a point off sight unseen, because i know you!