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A five letter word for marriage?

Thats easy...

...fraud!

Oh, it has to start w. a U?

Union!

I can see how strip clubs arent an ideal environment for someone like you, who doesnt wear pants.

Or maybe it IS ideal...!

A bunch of ppl here think you’re a proctologist?

Guess i’ll play it cool then, for your sake.

Priests dont actually get conjugal visits...

...do they?

Your here for judgement

Btw stenographers do not exist anymore. Only law firms might have them.

By the power vested in me...

...by the state of California...

...and the ghost of Florence Henderson...

...i now pronounce you man and wife.

And so i said:

“I will not rest until i’ve written a hit hip hop single!”

That was THREE HOURS ago...