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Like a lucid dream of an alien abduction, or the first time you take a shower in prison.

You cant unring a bell...

...uncrack an egg...

...unpack a suitcase.

Once done these things cannot be undone!

Sure, i’ll help.

I’m the closest thing you have to Liam Neeson.

Have you ever been on vacation?

And then the cruise ship sinks and you die?

This was worse.

You’re not the one in deep to your bookie.

And Best Buy.

Its the heart of the redneck Riviera.

Panama City, Florida.

You sure are.

Dont chuckle.

A snort is a much more appropriate response.

He’s real, he’s glorious, and he makes a peanutbutter waffle that’ll make your momma say...

...”mmmm, thats a good peanutbutter waffle.”

Sure. So Joes back. He's moved back into the neighbourhood. And he's going to be mine.