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Im thinking here 😠

Today during my nap I dreamt I had a son. It was a nice dream. I was a single father but I carried my baby everywhere. I want a family. 🙂

I was sick today. I ate tainted meat yesterday and my tummy hurt so much. I went to the washroom a lot today and ate a lot but still felt unclean.

How is Superman vs Shazam even a debate?

Super speed +Xray and telescoping vision pretty much means he could keep track of Cap from literally anyone on Earth, while Cap can't say the same. He could be on the other side of the world, looking right at him, while Cap's like "Where did be go??" And then just ambush him by drilling through the earth or something. Or he could sit at the edge of the solar system, come in charging at top speed. Or just sit back a few light years, and snipe with HV.

And any time Cap does manage to land a hit, the way they get sent flying, it's advantage Superman all over again.

Athena would jepordize a guy's health with a good tug of war.
Superman would end up floping around with alagators.

Crap. Arg. Bah humbug.

Every time I make a Lord of the Rings reference about Game of Thrones, everyone says it isn't Lord of the Rings.

Sure it is. Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones are the exact same thing.

That goes for the fantasy genre in general. Dungeons and Dragons pen and paper dice games are Lord of the Rings, it's all Lord of the Rings.

Just like all Sci Fi is Star Wars. Except for Star Trek, but that has a damned site less in common with Wars then Game of Thrones, or Willow, or Skyrim has with Lord of the Rings.

"But what about Conan? That's not Lord of the Rings! Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser isn't Lord of the Rings!"

Well, no it isn't. What it is, is a dead genre with a few good movies, good comics, and not much else. No one wants barbarians, they want dragons and dwarves and hobbit types and wizards and elves and lich's.

Never seen game of thorns but I can tell you that skill with the sword will forever be gratfull to Conan.
I like fencing myself.

I like fences in yards

Ten paces and turn.

Ill shoot at 2 paces

Ever notice in those old McGruff the Crime dog commercials, he never does shit to take a bite out of crimes he's preaching about?

"Melissa's all alone on this poorly lit park trail. Lot of tough customers working after hours here. Guess we won't be seeing Melissa again."

Like, you were right there, dog. Couldn't have lent a paw?

Who's Melissa and why she all alone on a trail? Sounds sketchy.

Nm

Remember the really bad Mr. Ed homage, Hot to Trot? It works a lot better if you imagine it as a story of a stock broker suffering from a nervous breakdown.

Lol haha

I might buy a pair of false teeth.
I have a ways to go yet but I might see if I can get some wolf teeth.

Lame

Well if we all are living in the wild in 5 years at least I'll be evolutionarly P.C.

I saw you in your car. Your hand didn't cover your face. Who was that beside you