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Edison was a dirty crook.

No hes not take it back

He had a fondness for electrocuting animals. He paid children twenty five cents apiece to bring him neighborhood animals,
cats and dogs mostly, so that he could electrocute them using Tesla's AC current, somehow feeling that that would discredit
it as a viable power source.
Edison also had film technicians steal copies of the groundbreaking film Le Voyage dans la lune.
Edison distributed the bootlegs for a tidy profit, while the revolutionary director was left bankrupt.
He hated, worked to destroy, and successfully destroyed Nikola Tesla after Tesla’s design of alternating current (AC)
for electricity transmission was selected as the standard for the US, over Edison’s backing of direct current (DC).
Most of his inventions were actually designed by his assistants. Fvck Edison, the guy was a total jackwagon wanker.

You forgot to mention the electrocuted elephant

I just wanted him established as a crook and a dick, mentioning the elephant puts him solidly in the supervillain category and he doesn't deserve that.

Lol why not? Poor elephant

Elephants are on the endangered species list and he contributed to that.

Well he extincted himself so that helps.

sure whatever

so on and so forth

yada yada dollies and bubbles

Never enough for m÷eeeeeeeee!

Grab a bag of corn nuts and bust a nut!

No one is busting any nuts my dear man.

I'm surprised no ones mentioned I stopped talking about sex, period. It's not like it's not on my mind any less; I've changed and now that things have changed for me I am much happier.

I'll talk about sex to make up for your absence. Once I get some.

Wisdom can wait I assure you.

Father the higher the fewer.

Love how people are trying to cash in on Covid, so many greedy people trying to sell they're used shit.

Used shoes $150
Old furniture $1000

You know someone is broke when they try to sell you housewares from niknacs lying around the house. But more pathetic is Jewelry. Why would anyone buy jewelry at full price used? Must be all those covid breakups.

So when coming back to work topic of conversation: What did you do for your covid holiday? Reply. Got to know my wife! Ohh? How did that turn out? We're getting a divorce.