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Started by Nuke Nixon9,042 pages

"in a good place sexually."

Like the back seat of a Volkswagon?

No like my hand.

My libido has been dying out this year. Maybe its age or maybe I'm just over it?

Might be you, at 50 I'm still getting the motor running at the slightest thing.

So true so true, hey if you can still get up in the morning it's all good

Some mornings the damn thing gets me up, hauls me into the shower and makes me soap it up and stroke it out.

Here's a random comment: I wish Nuke Nixon wouldn't show so many titillating images. Ugh! Muh dick! **** off with the soft core porn!

Maybe if you could control your dinky everybody could enjoy my wonderful sigs, now no one will.

Buncha slack-jawed pussays around here, fvcking hell.

I like dicks. Speaking of dicks my friend sent me a gif video with the funniest song and clips of people dancing while it stops at the funny sound when you see a girl being slapped with a giant dick to her face. Its hilarious

https://makeagif.com/i/mBrfcW

Not the exact one but it was like this one.

https://coub.com/view/yj5hc

I prefer the lady parts... don't go with dicks, F U. ermm

You are lady parts.

I prefer whatever comes my way cus apparently I'm desperate

If you were desperate you'd be getting more action, not less.

I somewhat agree: desperation could lead to orgasm with males. I'm sticking with hopes of pussy deals. Sorry, that's just me. 👆

To be honest, you'd be better off with your own hand instead of some crazy chick with a squishy quim.

😮 gross just got a visual

And I haven't had any offers for sex lately so I'm dry down there