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Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Think of it this way, sex is a lot of work and half the time it just ends with a AHHHHH blurp. The end.

Every time. If you're not getting any you're not really missing anything.

You can blurp yourself. And then eat what you want while watching what you want.

Sex is a like a potential nuclear meltdown, not great not terrible.

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mhm.

rudester Tommy

Sure. I do not know I've had great sex but I would rather have it with someone I like.

Blakemore Restricted

I've had some great sex in my time. My indicator is the lady's responses. If she looks and sounds like she's having a good time, I'm doing good. 😂

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

The only problem with that is they are very good at faking it.

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
The only problem with that is they are very good at faking it.
Yeah, some do, but there are things they can't fake.

If her pussy is literally throbbing uncontrollably, you made her cum. 😂

rudester Tommy

Girls can experience orgasm four times twenty in a single session. So highly unlikely that they were pleased just once.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Fortunate we have some experts on the subject to enlighten us, I've only been with 2 females so I will avail myself of this knowledge.

rudester Tommy

Fortune favours the modest

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Fortunate we have some experts on the subject to enlighten us, I've only been with 2 females so I will avail myself of this knowledge.
I had no idea. If you get the chance, I'd recommend sucking her clitoris as hard as you can.

That usually does the trick. 😂

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

I don't know much but I know that's not how it works.

Besides, I'm into transgirls now and they're super easy to figure out.

rudester Tommy

Eddie Murphy is hilarious

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

He used to be one of the funniest dudes in the game, now not so much.

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I don't know much but I know that's not how it works.

Besides, I'm into transgirls now and they're super easy to figure out.

Oh, I'm not into trannies, but in my experience, sucking the clit is a good method. 😬

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

A clit is just an unfinished cock, you know that right?

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
A clit is just an unfinished cock, you know that right?
The ladies like it being sucked. 😛 nana_gun

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
A clit is just an unfinished cock, you know that right?
But it tastes nice.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Tastes the same. The liquid on the other hand tastes very different, I suppose that varies from person to person.

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The liquid comes from the vag and tastes sweet. "idk but I've been told..... Esikimo is mighty cold. Feels good. Is good. Real good. Mighty good. Good for you. Good for me. Idk but I've been told....

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Organic lubricant isn't my idea of dessert. I'm more of a savory fella.