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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I hate reality so much I stay sober just to spite it.

At some point I will stop caring what I look like entirely. Then it's too late girls.

Two years ago

If I cut like that again I would have a lot more muscles than in the pic. Bounced to 170 recently so it's still conceivable I could get in the best shape of my life still. But if one more chick wastes a morsel of my effort because of obligations to a fatass I'm done trying. Balls etenerally in their court as I swiftly let myself go and not share anything with anyone

The types that get excited when you dish out 20 or so dance moves are the driest chicks in this earth I swear.

If I put forth 300 % they always manage to give back takeaway negative 100000% and that doesn't even make sense

Originally posted by MODAK88
Nobody who doesn't drink talks about staying sober

I drink and yet am sober because I'm Irish and it takes a hell of a lot to do the job.

Originally posted by MODAK88
At some point I will stop caring what I look like entirely. Then it's too late girls.

Two years ago

If I cut like that again I would have a lot more muscles than in the pic. Bounced to 170 recently so it's still conceivable I could get in the best shape of my life still. But if one more chick wastes a morsel of my effort because of obligations to a fatass I'm done trying. Balls etenerally in their court as I swiftly let myself go and not share anything with anyone

I haven't been 170 since 1980 and I am still devastatingly desirable.

That's because chicks don't like to cuddle up with a pile of sticks.

I'm going to the park today with my mom and dad. 😱

Havent seen them in a while.

And they are going to push me on the swing lol.

Naw I'm kidding

More like the grandkids

My face feels numb.

Stress or anxiety can cause that, my sister gets that when she's stressed the left or right side of her face goes numb and tingly.

That sounds like a stroke waiting to happen

But yeah as we age our bodies start to break down

I say we should look 25 until we are ready to die and then age all at once into dust like in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Well that's what's been getting me depressed lately. The feeling of being older and watching my looks fade away.

The sadness cometh

Just do what I did, talked to my gf online so well she was super into me without even seeing me in person, then it was too late, I was like "gotcha b1tch!"