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I was always partial to Caligula, now there was a fella that knew how to throw a f cking party!

Originally posted by rudester
Are you stating that women have a sweeter smell just because of biology? What a load of crap. I'm sorry but I'm sure there are many women who smell like garbage or even worse. Has nothing to do with pheromones. Yes, women have pheromones to attract a Male but it's not like it's on 24/7, if that was the case we wouldn't need deodorant to mask some of the putrid smell

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Some women don't even flush and I'm dead serious.

Originally posted by rudester
Not to mention women like to cover themselves in perfume

Yes.

Perfumes, make-up, surgeries, "enhancemens" of all sorts.

They are fake. Good for one-time use, but not worth of "subscription" 😛

Women have a natural scent and taste. The ones I’ve been with remind me of sweet milk, but whenever I’m near a man, I just smell salty shit, like a sewer.

Yes, I’ll admit, some women smell gross, but when it comes to sexy time, they smell nice.

“It nice, high 5” - Borat

If they smell that bad, you need to find a better class of woman. Maybe one that knows about soap and water.

They all smell and taste a little different. I think it is a diet and body chemistry issue.

I went up to my girlfriend and sniffed her neck, she smells like vanilla pudding so I nibbled a bit and gave her a boner.

Lady boner, or ladyboy boner?

I've already mentioned I'm a size queen, her dick is way bigger than mine.

So she pulled out a dick that was bigger than yours? XD

Use common sense dingus, do you pull out your dick every time you get a boner, no it just tents your item of clothing and you ignore it if you're doing something, duh.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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Some women don't even flush and I'm dead serious.

Yes.

Perfumes, make-up, surgeries, "enhancemens" of all sorts.

They are fake. Good for one-time use, but not worth of "subscription" 😛

Well then go to men. Men smell like pigs, act like pigs and look like pigs

Originally posted by Blakemore
So she pulled out a dick that was bigger than yours? XD

Stop it. You are terrible

Enough about girls. Change subjects

Too right, so... what's new with you Rude Dude?

I think I hate millennials. They over dramatize human equality when they had nothing to do with the movement.

A million and one things to do yet my life is boring. I keep wishing a virus would turn humans into zombies and we'd all have to fight our way out.

I'd go for either Yellowstone Super Volcano blowing it all up or a nice big Meteor Deep Impacting the world into dust.

I dont go to parties anymore. I dont do anything crazy. I'm just at a point in my life where I've realized I've done most things, so what's the point. The only thing I continue to do is go swimming.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I'd go for either Yellowstone Super Volcano blowing it all up or a nice big Meteor Deep Impacting the world into dust.

It could happen. Never say never.

The other day some young girl cock blocked me. It was so unexpected and so uncomfortable.

You should have pulled her into a dark corner and clocked that bish.