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Started by rudester9,042 pages

Now that I'm older I am more serious when it comes to sex and finging a partner

I'm just ready to settle down for good.

If I find the one then I wont ever look back

Got the one. It doesn't get any better when we are together. Can get stressful when we are physically apart but I wouldn't take a million for her, wouldn't give you a nickel for another one just like her but would never give her up willingly no matter what.

Never settle for second best, go for the gold.

Originally posted by rudester
Well then go to men. Men smell like pigs, act like pigs and look like pigs

It's not that easy when you rent the same flat and share the toilet.

Yes and pigs know more about hygiene than women ever will.

Originally posted by you get thorns
Got the one. It doesn't get any better when we are together. Can get stressful when we are physically apart but I wouldn't take a million for her, wouldn't give you a nickel for another one just like her but would never give her up willingly no matter what.

That's sad and depressing

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Never settle for second best, go for the gold.

Never have never will

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's not that easy when you rent the same flat and share the toilet.

Yes and pigs know more about hygiene than women ever will.

Depends on the person. For example myself. I live alone and clean up my mess. I have a very organized place and wouldn't have it any other way. If I were to meet someone who was unorganized I would be the one cleaning. I maintain a tight ship

I am the Oscar to my gf's Felix, she's forever going around picking up my junk and putting it away where I can't find it easily, fricken chix man.

Just buy containers and storage boxes. Next problem?

I sat here for 15 minutes trying to think of another problem but I couldn't.

No problem. Nukes I'll be around. Got to check my bank account

I have an accountant for that, right off the top of my head I have no idea what's in there.

hmm I wonder if that's going to be a problem in the future...

Anyone can have an accountant lol

It's because tax forms don't make any sense to me.

There are courses just to do your own taxes

My tummy hurts ohh ****

Nuts to that, easier to get someone to do it that already knows what they're doing, plus they know all the neat little skeezy ways I can save coin and itemize stuff I didn't even think could be. Worth

Yeah I know how to do that already myself but good advice is never turned away