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Normally I like just having dogs, but a cat or two sure does cut down on the rodent population something fierce.

Dogs need love and attention, cats are low maintenance.

Dogs are bred to be companions, cats are evil predators shrunk down a little.

Never trust the little fückers.

Originally posted by Blakemore
Dogs need love and attention, cats are low maintenance.

I guess that explains it. I'm a dog

I was born in the year of the dog, according to the Chinese calendar thing.

I was born in the year of the monkey.

I wont tell you what year I was born in cus you'll laugh

Why couldn't I be the snake

That's ok, you still got that anaconda in yer pants.

Wait, Chinese New Year is in February and I was born in January, which means I’m actually the year of the goat.

Cheers, greatest of all time.

Still not a goat

Goats climb mountains

Wish I was a pig. Pigs are so magical and delicious

How do you know someone likes you? Or is just being nice?

Careful observation, fair weather friends make themselves known.

Originally posted by rudester
How do you know someone likes you? Or is just being nice?
their hip swaggering

Originally posted by rudester
How do you know someone likes you? Or is just being nice?

When you are in face to face, their feet will be pointed at you when speaking to you. They will find a reason to touch you.

Why would their feet be pointed crooked 😆

It was something my long time friend said to me yesterday as I cancelled our meeting. He said, we dont have to have a meeting in order to hang out together. If its stressing you out we can cancel it. Then he was like, sometimes we can just be friends and hang out together and if you are having issues with this I can go with you and help you find something for your father's birthday. I just want to see you and spend time with you. I love you man!"

Those were his words. He is a very happy kinda guy so he could just be being nice?