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His first night at his furever home.

He looks so cute omg

is so fluffy!! you will die from the fluffy!!

I'd hug it to death

Cool story

Tell me ya shtoreyiea

Originally posted by rudester
My friend is str8 and he doesn't want to be gay, he's always telling me. However last week we were sitting down and I asked him about his friend, I asked him to introduce me. His friend is presumed to be in the closet, then my friend gave me this weird look like, why are you asking about my friend when I'm right here. It was a sad look on his face.

Did you ever get yourself any of that?

Originally posted by rudester
My friend is str8 and he doesn't want to be gay, he's always telling me. However last week we were sitting down and I asked him about his friend, I asked him to introduce me. His friend is presumed to be in the closet, then my friend gave me this weird look like, why are you asking about my friend when I'm right here. It was a sad look on his face.

Originally posted by Ght
how are you people not dead yet

You're welcome.

Originally posted by you get thorns
You're welcome.

Originally posted by Ght
how are you people not dead yet

Excuse me? 😮‍💨

You mean dead like the flaccid dic pic you sent me of your pee wee?

Never send deflated wang pics, bad form wot wot.

And never click on a unknown link someone sends you 😉

I'm tempted to click on it. What if its another dick pic?

I deleted it so I wouldn't be trmpted

I want a bunny

Yeah yeah we heard y'all's awful fawlwhaffhle before a hundred times

A we don't negotiate with terrorists
B only a shit, deals in absolutes
C beggars can't be choosers

Shhh guns. Did you send me a dic pic again?

Nah keeping it in my pants so you creepy dad's can't cok block wasting my time and you all are wasting time from the real enemy

YouTube video

I'd never block a real enema, I care too much.