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Started by rudester9,042 pages

I need cereal. Go buy cereal.

I've got some honey nut cheerios and cinnamon toast crunch but the box feels light so I might have to resupply soon.

Yes well 😮‍💨

I love my captain crunch

I bought a few yesterday. I prefer dry oats or something with mixed raisins, mixed nuts.

I dunno, you mix a lot of fruit and nuts in it and you end up with trail mix.

Which isn't a bad thing, but it's not cereal anymore.

I like weatabix with honey and milk, but sometimes I add dried fruits to it.

I really have to be in the right mood for those healthy brekkie cereals.

I need meat in the morning.

Hmm, perhaps if you eat a high fibre meal at lunch time, you can crap at work instead?

I'm retired remember, I crap in the comfort of my own throne.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I'm retired remember, I crap in the comfort of my own throne.
The pond out back? 😂

Seriously though, I want to do an upper decker at a frenemies house for screwing me over in the past. It'd be the ultimate insult XD

While I do have a small creek out back that's not someplace I'd do a two especially not in winter.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I really have to be in the right mood for those healthy brekkie cereals.

I need meat in the morning.

That's not healthy. Bacon and eggs in the morning is okay for weekends but for everyday, is unhealthy. Your digestive system will pay for it later.

That's interesting, I've had country breakfasts since I could walk, that's either bacon or sausage and eggs and pancakes or waffles.and maybe a piece of steak or ham when I still ate pork.

That sounds like a McDonald's breakfast to me 😆

Hash browns and maybe an apple pie at the end

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That's interesting, I've had country breakfasts since I could walk, that's either bacon or sausage and eggs and pancakes or waffles.and maybe a piece of steak or ham when I still ate pork.
That's why you are fat man. 😛

Originally posted by rudester
That sounds like a McDonald's breakfast to me 😆

Unlike McDonalds, 80% of that was made by my Grandma using stuff from the farm, mostly organic produce and free range chickens, pigs, and cows.

I feel attacked.

No like

Originally posted by Blakemore
That's why you are fat man. 😛

Suck the entire circumference of my big fat cock.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Suck the entire circumference of my big fat cock.
I can't see it. Your big belly stops even you from reaching it.