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This muthafecker over here shaming me for my Dad Bod... man that's some cold shizz right there.

Originally posted by Blakemore
I can't see it. Your big belly stops even you from reaching it.

Oh snap that was even to fast for me 💃

That was a low blow to fat jokes..

You should have said your big belly stops even you from seeing it.

The sentiment is almost the same, but the extra blow is he can't even masturbate or pee standing up anymore.

You are bad.

Originally posted by Blakemore
The sentiment is almost the same, but the extra blow is he can't even masturbate or pee standing up anymore.

unfriend [✓]

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I just took my meds and I'm dizzy as ****

I'm being audited

Need a good accountant, I've had the same firm my Grandpa used since the 50s.

Really nice folks, bit too honest, no tinkering with the books allowed but that can be beneficial.

Stfu all of yas r trash

You're posting with us, Trash Man Tim.

Ohhh pootie pie ya'll all just serve as jizzum fodder

In life, y'all are jizzum fodder in the grand scheme of the gene pool

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Originally posted by Coppacoppatan
Stfu all of yas r trash

Speak for yourself. Don't you live with an old man? Not your father. So guess you are trash to. 😆

Not really trashy, more weird than anything.

Lonely weird and sad.

Originally posted by rudester
Speak for yourself. Don't you live with an old man? Not your father. So guess you are trash to. 😆

Confess that you're jissim out of your genepools league