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Get one of those all over body deep tissue massage treatments, get that stress out before it gets ya.

I once paid for my mother to go to one of those. She said a tiny Asian woman climbed on her and walked on her back.

As a rule you do want a tiny Asian to walk on you, not a burly Swedish individual.

But what you want is where they get real detailed with every muscle group and rub oils and fire vibration at it, man you wouldn't believe the tension it clears.

So I heard

First a vacation

I'm beginning to not like Christmas, everyone is coming over to my house and bothering and being loud and milling about... like don't you people have something better to do, you not understand social distancing?! Come on!!

They love you.

That is the curse of the nice guy, everyone wants something, always wants to visit, it's annoying but I can't be more of an ******* I'm not wired that way.

A r s e h o l e is censored now, wtf?!

Everyone loves a free meal and free stuff

Just give them crackers with peanut butter

Buy a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken for dinner

I saw a video where a man put a bat up his asz hole

I thought to myself, hes not going to poop right for a month

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Originally posted by rudester
Just give them crackers with peanut butter

I'm not a hobo, I always am stocked with the goodies.

If a man cannot have quality munchies what good is he?

Originally posted by rudester
Just give them crackers with peanut butter

I have a jar of chocolate and banana flavored peanut butter.

They make a chocolate and strawberry one but I haven't tried it.

They are pricey but my son hooks me up.

I meant for the guests. No one is having my munchies

Way we grew up if it was in the house it was up for grabs for anyone, one reason I was mildy popular in school.

I don't mind sharing, within reason, you want some chips have a bowl just don't bogart the whole thing.

Your a sweetheart. How I was raised but, I saw how people can abuse this kind gesture