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Started by Nuke Nixon9,042 pages

They just wanna orgy it up in the sauna, ain't fooling me.

Facking degenerates. Bless em.

You've been watching to much porn

I just had the weirdest dream. I dreamt I was someone else. I was an Australian boy who had accidentally kidnapped another boy that got attached to me by circumstance and was running around with a briefcase full of money.

Weird thing I was Cameron Boyce in my dream.

Sounds like a good movie, write up a spec script and see if you can get a green light.

Originally posted by rudester
You've been watching to much porn

I used to watch too much porn, now I watch just the right amount of porn.

Little bit to get the engine started, skip to the good stuff for the rev up.

Skip to the money shot for the turbo boost and blast off.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Sounds like a good movie, write up a spec script and see if you can get a green light.

If I make a movie it's going to be a murder mystery

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I used to watch too much porn, now I watch just the right amount of porn.

Little bit to get the engine started, skip to the good stuff for the rev up.

Skip to the money shot for the turbo boost and blast off.

Only certain porn gets me off.

Originally posted by rudester
If I make a movie it's going to be a murder mystery

Good murder mysteries are super fun. The best part about them are the uber-intelligent mega-clever villain/murderer that is thwarted by the goofy bumbling inspector.

Or it could be someone with a completely different personality disorder that makes them act a different way when they get a headache.

I just woke up

I think I'd do a Road Trip "Everyone is out to get them" type movie with like bumbling assassins and goofy mobsters and overly straight man Government agents in the style of Midnight Run with a M Night Shyamalan twist directed by Quentin Tarantino, special effects by Michel Bay.

Well could you imagine the alternative? A they/it/ human is a secret agent trying to save the binary world lol

Yeah great idea if you want your movie to bomb like a supernova, I know what the normies like and that ain't it. You gotta have lotsa shooting and boobs and explosions and car chases and fights.

Get woke go broke.

Try to sell that to the Asian markets or the Islam countries, never happen.

I ain't doing an arthouse flick, I want that blockbuster bag, baby!

I dont think so, the kids these days are weird

Gotta think globally, sure kids are weird but your bread and butter is middle age goobers that go to theaters, kids sail the pirate seas so you're not going to be banking much from them.

Well kids are tomorrow so we are looking at a very different future. Imagine how the youth of tomorrow will react? They won't want to be human

Nah, I can already see the pendulum starting to swing the other way, sure it's all shits & giggles being LGBTQRST but I tell ya what in a few years being regular is gonna be all the rage, there's a red wave a coming and ain't no one gonna be happy about it.