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I always try to test new hygiene products and yesterday I did something to myself that took 10 years off me.

You put a banana up your pooper?

Wouldn't try that if you're tight, that'll squish it then it's a pain trying to get it out.

Now if you're a bit more relaxed there, shouldn't have a problem.

Cucumber would be ideal though.

Originally posted by Blakemore
You put a banana up your pooper?

Your mom.

🙁

In 7th grade I had a sleepover with a friend (because we didn't have cable and they did and I really wanted to watch Showtime & HBO) and late that night I wandered into the hallway and opened the door to the bathroom I thought but it was his Mom's room and she was having fun with a large object, didn't get a good look, could have been a banana or a regular dildo. Telling him I'd do his Mom was probably not the best idea.

TMI

Originally posted by Blakemore
🙁

🙂

Not the first time I've seen friends Mom's goodies, I'm stealthy and a restless sleeper.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
In 7th grade I had a sleepover with a friend (because we didn't have cable and they did and I really wanted to watch Showtime & HBO) and late that night I wandered into the hallway and opened the door to the bathroom I thought but it was his Mom's room and she was having fun with a large object, didn't get a good look, could have been a banana or a regular dildo. Telling him I'd do his Mom was probably not the best idea.

Didn't want to.
Might not have been mutual.
Would have annoyed friend.
I was 13, that's a felony.

She wasn't hot enough?
Chicken out?
I mean I get it, you were young, but did you want to?

She was pretty hot for a 40+ lady.
No it wasn't fear, it was "Oh that happened, anyway."
I remember being startled & being embarrassed for her.
I think maybe it was because my hormonal instinct to fvck everything breathing didn't kick in until I was 17.

Stiflers mom.

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.

Just touched myself 😕

Now going to go bike

Originally posted by rudester
Just touched myself 😕

I can picture that in my mind.

Mentally gave your balls a little squeeze.

Squishy.

I see 😮

Men have balls.

Imagine pulling a woman only to later realise there's a big sack of balls where her vagina should be.