Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Life does find a way to remind you that it sucks really hard.My Mom scheduled a hip replacement surgery, what the frick else is going to fall off on that women?!
It's like one of those old cars that you fix one thing and 3 more go all wonky.
Hip replacement is a long process. Recovery takes a few months then therapy and exercise
She's going to spend the post op recovery with my Dad's sister who was a nurse, she lives alone and doesn't get many visitors so they can keep each other company. Problem solved.
Funny, my Dad's side of the family gets along better with my Mom than they do with him. The only one that gave her shit was Grandma.
My Mom always says Grandma was a key piece of the puzzle that busted her marriage up.
What she doesn't know that I know is I know my Dad was having an affair with his student teacher assistant.
Accidentally found that one out on a camping trip with my cousins who didn't know that my Aunt didn't spill the beans to me and key information fell into my lap.
Now when my Parents try the "It's the other persons fault out marriage busted up" tactic to poison my mind I can stay chaotic neutral and fvck with their minds.
I'm good, it's the 5th floor of a modern building that's had earthquakes and stuff in mind, I don't think there's a tree in 3 city blocks of me so that's nice too.
But yeah my Mom's house is fuarked, lotsa trees surrounded by a fvckload of trees, and perfect tinder for the month of 90+ degree weather.
I'd move if it was me, but she's too stubborn.
Remember those nitwits in the Tornado Alley and flood plains... there ya go.