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Damn store keeps substituting my good hot sauce for crap hot sauce, lousy rotten supply chain problem making politician scumbag motherfrickers!!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
You're the Ferris to my Cameron.

You are definitely a Cameron

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Damn store keeps substituting my good hot sauce for crap hot sauce, lousy rotten supply chain problem making politician scumbag motherfrickers!!

Has to do with trading rights

I just had my dick sucked bad. How do you say stop please don't politely?

I had to wash it off real good. Then I disinfected the area. Now I am going to moisturize my penis so that its good to go for round 2#!

Originally posted by rudester
I just had my dick sucked bad. How do you say stop please don't politely?

Last time I was in that position I just grabbed a handful of forehead and pushed it away.

Originally posted by rudester
I just had my dick sucked bad.

I like getting my tongue wrapped around the helmet, that's hot.

And the feeling of the tip hitting the back of my throat, ohhh man!

Dicks should be sucked well, it's a fundamental human right.

Originally posted by you get thorns
Last time I was in that position I just grabbed a handful of forehead and pushed it away.

No I am to plight to throw people off!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I like getting my tongue wrapped around the helmet, that's hot.

And the feeling of the tip hitting the back of my throat, ohhh man!

Dicks should be sucked well, it's a fundamental human right.

Ya well sex has been boring on my end. It's just not as fulfilling as it once was!

Self sex is the best sex because you know what works.

And then after a while and group sex has cooled off go back and it'll be hot.

Not if you do it dry it's not.

That shite leaves lasting damage.

Who would do it dry?!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Who would do it dry?!

A fat guy according to a friend who roomed with him in college.

The funny thing is everyone got pissed at him for being disgusted he did it right there in the room with him present.

"He has problems you should be more understanding." 😂

OK but people with common sense wouldn't do shit like that so it doesn't count.

Weird, one of the more interesting trans porn stars who is also a gamer is streaming on Twitch to a grand total of 2 viewers.

You'd think there would be a lot more, even just to troll or something.

By dry you mean no lube?

Fun Fact; I discovered the joy of notdry when showering at the age of 5, soap did nice and tingly things to my goodies, this is how you know it's good.

https://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=17607079#post17607079

So this is where all the beautiful women go who aren't into porn.

Because the body positivity movement has run them off TV and movies to be replaced by fat disgusting beasts.

Originally posted by cdtm
replaced by fat disgusting beasts.

Yooo, das not cool mang, curvy girls are fricken awesome.

You take your out-dated ideas and give them an adjustment, son.

This is the 21st century, we don't do judgmental fvckery.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Yooo, das not cool mang, curvy girls are fricken awesome.

You take your out-dated ideas and give them an adjustment, son.

This is the 21st century, we don't do judgmental fvckery.

I'm sorry.

I forgot how bad the anorexic look was.