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Well theres an old saying, Nip it in the Bud.

They kind of do that themselves. I don't recommend it.

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I just got that!

Shit my phones running out of space

Need to everything for Christmas

Thanks to online shopping I am 95% done with gift shopping now, man 30 years ago I just wouldn't even have bothered, just put some cash in a plain envelope and said here ya go have fun.

One thing I don't miss about the country is all the damn snow shoveling, I went out to my sister's for dinner and holy frick they got a metric assblast of snow.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Thanks to online shopping I am 95% done with gift shopping now, man 30 years ago I just wouldn't even have bothered, just put some cash in a plain envelope and said here ya go have fun.

What you get?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
One thing I don't miss about the country is all the damn snow shoveling, I went out to my sister's for dinner and holy frick they got a metric assblast of snow.

Just stay home

Originally posted by rudester
What you get?

That's the genius part, I got nice and sauced and went drunk shopping on Amazon, I'm not going to look at the purchase history and when shit arrives then we'll see what the damage is, that way they're surprised but not as much as me.

Originally posted by rudester
Just stay home

That's always the plan but people know how to trigger my guilt response.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That's the genius part, I got nice and sauced and went drunk shopping on Amazon, I'm not going to look at the purchase history and when shit arrives then we'll see what the damage is, that way they're surprised but not as much as me.

You do realize if you do not know what you ordered---it might not show up or worse you could have ordered 2, 3 of the same thing genius!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That's always the plan but people know how to trigger my guilt response.

You mean your whores?

Originally posted by rudester
You do realize if you do not know what you ordered---it might not show up or worse you could have ordered 2, 3 of the same thing genius!

X-mas Roulette is serious bidness!

Originally posted by rudester
You mean your whores?

No that's extracurricular activities, sometimes when you want a big ladydick you gots to pay.

No I mean like guilt tripping, "you never visit, you never call" I can only resist that like 10 or 15 times then I fold.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
X-mas Roulette is serious bidness!

Just make sure they are not dildos

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
No that's extracurricular activities, sometimes when you want a big ladydick you gots to pay.

No I mean like guilt tripping, "you never visit, you never call" I can only resist that like 10 or 15 times then I fold.

I get those. I usually could care less if I hurt someone's feelings. I tell them to **** off

Originally posted by rudester
Just make sure they are not dildos

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Yeah if you get a xxl