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Thinking mugs with coffee and candy and other marshmallow treats

All in a basket

Originally posted by rudester
You mean cops be crooked?

My plan is much more simple.

Do a inmate search online for the prison close to you
Find a suitable inmate and begin a correspondence
If sparks fly, apply for a conjugal visit
and convince them that the relationship was started before they were incarcerated.

boom

Originally posted by rudester
Going to go buy stocking stuffers

I got your stocking stuffer right here *pants grab*

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
My plan is much more simple.

Do a inmate search online for the prison close to you
Find a suitable inmate and begin a correspondence
If sparks fly, apply for a conjugal visit
and convince them that the relationship was started before they were incarcerated.

boom

Why do I have a feeling you do this?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I got your stocking stuffer right here *pants grab*

No I am looking for odds and ends. Hot chocolate with speciality gourmet foods only found during Christmas.

They usually have a rack of cinnamon sticks with mint candy cane flavor toppings

Probably easier than what my Mom is doing, baking 5 dozen of each kind of xmas cookie, arrange em on a holiday theme plate and gives them out to all the neighbors.

That's a lot of work for people you barely know and never talk to. Sheeesh

I went to the grocers, they only had one mix of toppings. I didn't get a chance to go to the mall so I'll have to make it on tomorrow trip. I bought some sparkly sprinkles and some butter and sugar(s). I will see what else I need. I might get some already made jam for the filling and some chocolate which I haven't gotten yet. Need marshmallows and hot chocolate and whipped cream.

For appetizers I will make shrimp, hot wings, and something else. Maybe some garlic bread? Any ideas? What's a good appetizer?

Bruschetta? Mmm my mouth is salivating. Mini pizzas?

Teriyaki Pineapple Meatballs
Chicken Pot Stickers
Roasted Buffalo Cauliflower Bites
Garlic Bread Mini Muffins
Waffle Fry Nachos

Cauliflower bites I've had and they are delicious. Waffle nachos sound interesting. Everything else sounds gross!

OK that was the fancy stuff, now for some ghetto shit;

Mini Jimmy Dean Sausage Corn Dog Bites
Celery sticks with Pimento cheese
Honey & Peanut Butter Lefsa roll-ups
Cheesy Bacon stuffed peppers
Deviled Eggs

Cheese bacon stuffed peppers is an old dish.

You can't go wrong with the clasics.

Now this really pìsses me off to no end, they yell about masks and gloves and social distancing for 2 fvcking years and then you have this nitwit Kamala Harris glomming onto Zelensky's hand like it's got superglue on it, literally every dumbass politician in the room is gladhanding him hard... guess there isn't a covid problem anymore... fvcking idiots!!

EXIT STAGE LEFT EXIT STAGE RIGHT THERE IS NO PLACE TO RUN ALL THE FUSES IN THE EXIT SIGNS HAVE BEEN BURNED OUT THERE IS ONLY ONE STRAIGHT AND NARROW PATHWAY TO NUKE DAY AND IT DEALS WITH PAIN AND DESTRUCTION AND DESTROYING ALL POLITICIANS IN THE GREAT CLEASING ATOMIC FIRE YOU GRAMPA JOE BIDEN WILL FEEL THAT PAIN FEEL THAT FIRE ON NUKE DAY LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL LOAD IT WITH THE TRIDENTS AND MINUTEMEN THE SACRED FIRE FALLS OUT OF THE SKY DOWN UPON YOUR UNWORTHY SKULLS TURNING THE WORLD TO BLACK FOR THE NUKE DAY IS SOON UPON US ALL!!!

Wrestling is a gay mans embrace

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
EXIT STAGE LEFT EXIT STAGE RIGHT THERE IS NO PLACE TO RUN ALL THE FUSES IN THE EXIT SIGNS HAVE BEEN BURNED OUT THERE IS ONLY ONE STRAIGHT AND NARROW PATHWAY TO NUKE DAY AND IT DEALS WITH PAIN AND DESTRUCTION AND DESTROYING ALL POLITICIANS IN THE GREAT CLEASING ATOMIC FIRE YOU GRAMPA JOE BIDEN WILL FEEL THAT PAIN FEEL THAT FIRE ON NUKE DAY LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL LOAD IT WITH THE TRIDENTS AND MINUTEMEN THE SACRED FIRE FALLS OUT OF THE SKY DOWN UPON YOUR UNWORTHY SKULLS TURNING THE WORLD TO BLACK FOR THE NUKE DAY IS SOON UPON US ALL!!!

Reported to the FBI for debauchery