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Management told me, "Ohh they were testing out the elevators".. that's funny there was no notice. Why didn't they stop me from getting on? They saw I was getting on the elevator. When I pressed the button, the electricity stopped. It went dark then it fell one floor. I live on the 14 floor, obviously I thought it was going to drop.

I took the stairs

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Horror is a genre that I can't just go watch whenever, I have to be in the right mood.

I can't even remember the last horror I watched, it's that rare.

It also looks like a grade C type low budget movie and I despise those.

Jaws is suspense not horror

You go out on a beach in the Philippines and watch that movie at night and then tell me it ain't a horror.

Meanwhile, lurking just about 200 yards off the coast are sharks, and sometimes they get curious and come in for a closer look see if there's anything on the menu.

Not a horror, gedafugouttahere!

Of course that was 1976 so maybe all the sharks got hunted to oblivion by now I don't know, but they were abundant back then.

Jaws was made to be the king of sharks for the time. The element that makes jaws scary is the music.

Can you speak Tagalog?

The shark was never called Jaws...

Originally posted by rudester
Can you speak Tagalog?

I learned some in school there, after all these years there's not much left.

This explains why you are the way you are.

That doesn't make any sense, one does not equate to the other, plus the context is all out of whack.

You are culturally Filipino

I'm all stressed. I need to go take a good shit.

Originally posted by rudester
You are culturally Filipino

We were there for 11 months, I hardly figure that made that much of an impact.

Plus we stayed on the base for most of it, yeah my mom dragged me out to the boonies to visit our maid's family but I just kinda ignored them and watched the monkeys.

Can you speak monkey? I heard they are the worst at being sneaky

Monkeys speak sign language, a skill I never even tried to master.

I read that as "spanking" monkey 😕

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Monkeys speak sign language, a skill I never even tried to master.

I have tried learning a few words, mostly bad.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
We were there for 11 months, I hardly figure that made that much of an impact.

Plus we stayed on the base for most of it, yeah my mom dragged me out to the boonies to visit our maid's family but I just kinda ignored them and watched the monkeys.

I imagined you being one of the girls in an asain gang

You're not too far off the mark, I mostly hung out with my friend from soccer and his sister and their friends all Filipino and Vietnamese.