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I got stuff to do before I hit the sheets.

getting guests this weekend and I need to clean... everything.

That reminds me I need to order groceries too, frick I'm going to forget something!

Dont be lazy go get them yourself

Hide your valuables. Something always goes missing with people come over

Shouldn't be too crazy, it's just my cousin and her girlfriend and their friend.

Nice quiet dinner kind of thing, her gf graduated college or something.

And I happen to specialize in a few dishes that my cousin loves, so I got the nod.

Still hide you're shit. Dont leave anything small or anything that means something to you in plain sight.

Has nothing to do with stealing, has to do more with trust. If you leave things about and something goes missing, you will blame them.

Not to long ago I bought a new pair of underpants and they mysteriously disappeared after my friend came over. Its something that would go unnoticed but because of the timing and because I had just bought them I knew they were missing. I turned my room inside out and nothing. I even cleaned out my drawers and cleaned under the covers.

Now I make sure that whenever I have a guest over, that nothing small is placed in the washroom. Nothing takeable or nothing is out in the open. Things you wouldn't consider valuable like earbuds, jewelry, skincare products, pens, medical supplies, private letters, passport, government I.D's, glasses, sunglasses, toy's, toothpaste, toothbrush, floss. You would be surprised what people can fit in their pockets.

Meh, it's just stuff. Nothing that can't be replaced is outside my bedroom and I generally lock that up for obvious reasons.

Well I want my sexy underwear back. Imagine buying a new pair of underwear and the next day they have vanished

Friend of mine in high school stole my wristwatch that I got from my Dad, I wasn't too thrilled about that one.

I planned out my revenge for 3 months. It was satisfying.

You cant say half of a story and leave out the most important detail?

That detail was legally questionable.

Allegedly.

I'm kidding, I threw the contents of my cat's litterbox in his locker.

Originally posted by rudester
Not to long ago I bought a new pair of underpants and they mysteriously disappeared after my friend came over. Its something that would go unnoticed but because of the timing and because I had just bought them I knew they were missing. I turned my room inside out and nothing. I even cleaned out my drawers and cleaned under the covers.

Now I make sure that whenever I have a guest over, that nothing small is placed in the washroom. Nothing takeable or nothing is out in the open. Things you wouldn't consider valuable like earbuds, jewelry, skincare products, pens, medical supplies, private letters, passport, government I.D's, glasses, sunglasses, toy's, toothpaste, toothbrush, floss. You would be surprised what people can fit in their pockets.

A friend stole my Super Mario 3 cart and about 3-4 other games once, his mom caught him. Yet somehow the things ended up missing again.

He surely couldn't have stolen again right? Not after getting caught once and me acting like it was no big deal?

One of my successful capers in grade school was yoinking a Gamboy from this rich kid when me and my friends were at his house.

What I did was hide his Gameboy in my backpack and got him to find it in there, then when he set it on his dresser I just put it back and dipped.

Originally posted by cdtm
A friend stole my Super Mario 3 cart and about 3-4 other games once, his mom caught him. Yet somehow the things ended up missing again.

He surely couldn't have stolen again right? Not after getting caught once and me acting like it was no big deal?

If you want something so bad, I'd say yes!

Amazing what a little poverty does to motivate someone.

He was middle class though. Owned a Gameboy and everything.

Family was a little messed up, an uncle just stared at me silently. But who's isn't a bit off?

Originally posted by cdtm
He was middle class though. Owned a Gameboy and everything.

Family was a little messed up, an uncle just stared at me silently. But who's isn't a bit off?

Silently like he wanted to rape you? Cool. 😱

Why is it that a lot of families have one of those Uncles?

Unkel!