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How is your painting coming?

What painting?

You said you paint or do artistic shit?

I used to a long time ago in a galaxy far away.

I remember saying how I'd like to but I lost the inspiration and possibly the talent.

Talent is learned. Inspiration just takes a moment 😉

I am sure you are good.

I used to be, my art teacher thought I had potential.

Well go at it, maybe take a class or join a club or do it for yourself

Ha my fantasy just came true, well almost 😮

I blame my inaction and my disability to be quick witted

Have you ever had those movements when someone was flirting with you and a day later you're like, maybe?

So I just came home about an hr ago and I was jumping my pillow half asleep dreaming of a hot someone!

And gurlllll you will not believe what happened next

So I'm half naked when a hot someone comes knocking on my door. Literally this has been my fantasy ever since I was little and discovered my dick.

So hes like are you Jacob? And I'm like, No! I am not Jacob in a stern voice. I did a once over and I noticed he had no package or delivery other than the member in his bulging pants. He looked like he was upset and stormed off.

What are the odds? I should have said yes I'm Jacob come in.

Again I'm not quick witted

Originally posted by Ufotech
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Creepy bro

I'm going to masterbate now

Sent a runner down to the recreation deck, looks like everyone is asleep and the holo-projecter is offline. No fun until further notice.