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I would love to find a vintage console and play asteroids all day

Originally posted by cdtm
I hear the Genesis version is the very easy mode compared to the NES classic.

The damn Turbo Tunnel level had me tearing chunks of hair out and screaming at full volume!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
The damn Turbo Tunnel level had me tearing chunks of hair out and screaming at full volume!

Same here.

And that was just training for the final stage. Look it up, I don't believe ANYONE beat it without cheats.

I never got to the final that game chewed me up and had me reading books for a month instead of gaming I was so twisted.

Got a surprise, my Dad was in town and nobody told me until he knocked on my door.

Those dirty rats gonna pay, I needed at least a few hours to clean up.

Of course he looks around and gives me the eyebrow.

FML

Better hide dem dildos

That happened to me the other day. I had just come home and took a much needed nap, when I was day dreaming as per usual and suddenly my dreams came true. A horny **** came knocking on my door. Now given this dire situation--I had no toilet paper and my place was a mess. So, I did what a normal person would have done in these situations and said, "Sorry you have the wrong door".

All I could hear was him complaining on the way to the elevators. So lessened learned--Always keep your mess at bay.

I would have been fine if I got the chance to do dishes and vacuum and toss some food containers away and pick up some clothes, dust shit like that. He's retired Air Force so of course even if it's clean he's going to find something.

Sounds like a stickler

The man memorized the placement of every tool in his wood shop ffs!

Ever use a tool and put it back and get called on it because he noticed it wasn't exactly where he placed it?

Yeah, I borrowed his tape measure to put up a shelf and put it back not in the exact spot but right inside the door on a stool where I assumed it would be fine.

He calls me that day and says to remember to put things back where they belong.

Yeah, that's a sticklers stickler. 😱

Just saw a "cold therapy" challenge on Fox where a few guys sit in a 45 degree water tub for two minutes.

That actually raised my blood pressure in anger, 45 degrees is enough to give you cold shock, all kinds of problems. And this is a therapy?

Cold therapy is not a bad thing , especially the morning. It can help with restarting your brain functions--same process as intermittent fasting. That's why its always good to take cold showers instead of hot or warm.

That's not too different from the polar bears, guys that jump naked into a lake in the dead of winter.

Best I could do is wade in the creek in early March, water was cold as fck.

I dare you to misplace everything in his tool room on purpose

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That's not too different from the polar bears, guys that jump naked into a lake in the dead of winter.

Best I could do is wade in the creek in early March, water was cold as fck.

You are a bear

Originally posted by rudester
I dare you to misplace everything in his tool room on purpose

No thanks, the maniac would take my car apart and put it together in my bathroom.