Originally posted by rudester
And your parents?
Mom's got emphysema and other stuff so she has maybe a few years at best.
Dad has already had 2 heart attacks and the last one was a triple bypass with a stroke so who knows, he forgets stuff like crazy now but it's random.
Originally posted by rudester
Are you going to the funeral?
I don't do funerals, when I was little they took me to a funeral and I had a bad reaction like turbo anxiety.
The whole concept of funerals is barbaric to me, I mean the guy what is laying there dead doesn't give 2 shits about any of this so what's the point?
"Oh it's not for the dead it's for the survivors so they can have closure."
Motherfvcker, sitting around talking about a dead person is morbid and weird, you wanna celebrate them, you have a proper Irish wake and get hammered remembering their life, you don't need to be fooling around looking at the dead shell in a box, golddarn people are so goofy with these traditions!
Originally posted by rudester
I remember watching Ghost Dad with bill Cosby and being traumatized by that movie when it came to funerals. It didn't help much that I had a father who would let his son watch horror movies as a kid
At least yours didn't watch Playboy channel with you, that's an entirely creepy level of uncomfortable.