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How is your Pops?

Huh, I am Pops!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
How is your Pops?

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Well, back then, I probably did. Right now I haven't lived with him since May.

I see I see. Well it's fun to live alone, but I also love visiting home

So I'm getting my yearly prostrate checkup and the Doc has his finger in the trigger position in the foxhole as it were, meanwhile the nurse is holding me sideways so he can get to the area, and she backs up to my hand as it's draped over the roll bars of the bed.

This confuses the Nuke. Her ass is right against my 3rd and 4th fingers. She backs up 2 more times, I figure what the hell and pet her cheek. She doesn't move so I give her a little squeeze, she gives me a big smile as I'm getting dressed.

Weird morning, man.

You should have gone with the joke, but you haven't taken me out to dinner yet!

I'm going to have to remember that one.

Prostate cancer is no joke to men over 40. Take some Neddle tea, or Saw Palmetto

I get a prostrate exam every other day or so, Im good.

Well you can preform a prostate exam yourself. As you get older your prostate enlarges making your balls huge 😱

While my balls are goose egg sized, my prostrate is normal.

That nurse yesterday was sure eyeing them intensely, that's for sure.

Maybe she wanted to lay her eggs

I've seen those, seems like they'd get stuck up your butt.

Who said I wanted your eggs in my butt? 🙄

The "you" was used metaphorically and didn't refer to anyone.

Yes sir. I need my candy fix. Going to pop over to the corner to pick up candy

No more Molly for you raver boy!

Omg I didn't even make that connection

When I was little, let's say a teen. I was a pure soul and well some new friend asked me for candy and I'm like do I candy? I respond, hell ya! So hes like bring over some candy.

So I hop onto my bike and go over to the corner store and buy a shit load of candy. I bring it over and he has a great big laugh. Meanwhile, I'm eating my candy.

They are freeing the isreali hostages.