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Its Thanksgiving here

Turkey in about 7 hours. Pie in about 7.5.

Happy Turkey Day, Americanos!

The biggest and leanest form of poultry.

Even bigger because they shoot em fulla steroids and then after they slaughter them they pump em fulla water to make em extra juicy.

Whenever I've had Turkey it's been dry and flavourless. It's like when someone over cooks chicken but there's so much more you'll be eating cold turkey sandwiches for the next 2 or 3 days.

After you take out the plastic. Get a large bucket that can fit a Turkey and fill it with cold ice water. Add salt to the water first and leave it overnight. Once its defrosted, you add the flavors.

Originally posted by rudester
After you take out the plastic. Get a large bucket that can fit a Turkey and fill it with cold ice water. Add salt to the water first and leave it overnight. Once its defrosted, you add the flavors.

Just go to the store get a cooked bird

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Or get a decent bird.

He don't like birds, only blokes.

I am a meat eater

Numb numb numb

Wat you watching there nukes?

Not much of anything, trying to keep this chick happy is damn near a full-time job.

Why bother

One thing I've learned in life is not to waste time with people who make it hard to live

Originally posted by rudester
Why bother

She sounds needy and one day the sex will die and all you'll be left with is the nagging

I try to look on the more positive side, Dr. Doom.

Hey if I cant have a relationship, no one can 😮‍💨