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Time for bed nearly dead

Night

I should sleep but I got the insomnia and my gf is out cold so imma go downstairs and get me some cold pizza yeppers.

Just pretend to sleep

No because she's there all naked and I'm going to start thinking and things will start happening and that's just 50% chance of sleeping on the floor,

Well dont tell her. Maybe she wont throw you out for your kinky fantasies

**** I'm so stressed lately

I cant masterbate cus my dick hurts

I feel over anxious and worried

OK so what you do is soak in a hot bath, clean yer dong until it's shiny, carefully dry your goodies with a soft towel, apply shea butter and vitamin e cream, and rest the poor thing.

Ohh you know mammy 😆

Why I do believe you have the vapors, Ma'am.

I just got over something healwise. ****! It took a lot out of me, I feel healthy today.

I feel so blessed but I'm not going to celebrate yet! Dangnabbit!

I'm just happy no more medication

I feel sooo hungry

Have some nice hot soup, fix ya right up.

I'll make some later. Just watten to poop

Winter is finally here **** you god

So what you doin today nuke