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Hit the gym, lunch with gf, take a nap, prep dinner, make dinner, eat dinner, gf fvcks me, have a shower, more sexy time, sleep.

Gee wiz there gulliver do unt have to go into such detail there

This is why people who know me ask me the questions because I do try to give detailed answers, used to drive my brother crazy.

Good if you are being questioned by a cop

Actual conversation

Bro: Sorry officer I didn't see that stop sign, I think it was behind a tree branch.
Me: You didn't see it because you were too busy roiling a doobie.

He could have murdered me right there.

Or punch **** you!

Maybe he could have put a cox hold on you

Handcuffs are hot

I've been in the real thing, they're most definitely not hot.

Well depends who's doing it to you

Not my thing, being tied up with something soft that's kinda fun, but you slap on the cuffs and I'm going full PTSD.

I watched Ghostbusters (1984) for the first time today. Funny shit.

You just insulted a genre. Ghost Busters was not meant to be funny

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Not my thing, being tied up with something soft that's kinda fun, but you slap on the cuffs and I'm going full PTSD.

And you, afraid to give control to someone who could potentially harm you?

Out of coffee so I'm too tired to berate you on how wrong you are.

🤣

Got coffee after a long day of appointments and shopping and now too tired to remember why I was annoyed, you win this round.

Dont get sassy with me I bite

And I just took a laxative

**** I might still have this infection