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Started by rudester9,042 pages

Well depends on the person, some people can't be replaced

But a nice big xxxl dong sounds nice too

I've had 28cm and that's at the limit of the comfy zone any bigger and I'd need stitches.

I don't wanna talk about my experiences 😮

Cus I feel ashamed

I got your shame and raise you a Stockholm Syndrome, I can still remember my Stepdad's dick in my various areas, the memory is laser etched into my brain.

Chicken and sweetcorn soup from the chinese takeaway look like snot in a bowl.

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
Chicken and sweetcorn soup from the chinese takeaway look like snot in a bowl.

No! Down boi, down!

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I got your shame and raise you a Stockholm Syndrome, I can still remember my Stepdad's dick in my various areas, the memory is laser etched into my brain.

What did I tell you? TMI. Some things you just don't utter

Get the dark sickness out into the light to burn away the pain.

With that one I do see your point and will try to limit the I in TMI.

Originally posted by rudester
No! Down boi, down!
I misread that and thought you were calling me a bell end. 😂

Well yeah you are a penis

You are what you suck on.

🙂 🙄 😱

Why problem make when you no problem have you don't want to make?

I make doth sound of massive wind that smells like fart

Nay, thou cast a ghastly fragrance, verily it be foul enough that passerby's may heave their innards to the street.

I saw that three times, it ant a pretty sight. Once a crazy homeless women took out her pooch and started cusing and took a dump infront of the bank. Then this other time I saw an old black man take a dump in the Subway cart, boi that was a riot.. 😂. Literally he caused a riot, I never seen so many people run out of the subway so fast. And lastly, a homeless teen took out his butt and took a dump on a fence, that was so random because he looked normal and it being a big city and all, he could have easily asked to use the washroom or find a better spot in a park maybe?

Are the people crazy or does the city make them crazy?