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Started by rudester9,042 pages

**** I'm not going to sleep tonight

For he's a jolly good fellow

Watched porn, check.
Watched stupid videos, check.
Read a page outta scientific research articles, check.
Talked on the phone, check.
Masterbated, check.
Listen to music, check.
Go to sleep, yes please!

Originally posted by rudester
What the are you going on about, Osama!

I'm just saying the West is being invaded by a Muslim army and we not only allow them in we encourage them to go to all corners.

Then you get rape gangs in Sweden, Sharia Rule in Great Briton and not being able to fly your own countries flag for fear of upsetting one of these motherfvckers.

It's embarrassing to say the least.

What are you going onabout

Aww, go watch some more porn you prevert.

Beat it off till it falls off

Use lube it'll last longer.

Funny you say that, I hardly ever use lube to tame my snake

I never did either, but now I don't like not having it.

Must be because as you get older you lose moisture and dry up inside

Like my friend once said, man you are rotting from the inside out!!

My new phone bill just came. Man they try to take you for what you are worth. These phone companies will make you go broke.

That's why you need lube, those companies will go in dry if they can.

Damn them.

I had another one of dem dreams nukes. I was climbing a fence trying to break into somewhere, there was hills and people chasing me

The Militia rounding up the last remnants of the LGBT community, good old rednecks and veteran Muslim commandos teaming up to make Merikkka great.

I think the media had a role to play with that too.

The media is how the NPCs are programmed, if people were smart they'd get the hell off the grid and wait out this insanity.

Well not everyone owns a television