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Originally posted by rudester
Jennifer Natalya, but she's different 😂

She's like a big one 😂. It's always the ugly ones that want to be women and the pretty ones are usually straight

My rule is if they can't pass to that degree, that they actively look like something from a late late night horror show back in the 60s then they don't count.

Like a John Waters film. You'd think she'd use all that money to turn herself into a beauty

It'd be like putting an expensive chandelier in a haunted house, it may improve the looks slightly but the horror is still there.

Damn that evil butt ****

So Israel can strike on Lebanon but Lebanon can not strike on Israel? 🤔

I am tired of reading the headlines

Israel is the kid from home alone and the various Arabic countries surrounding them are the dumbass wet bandits that get fvcked over time and again.

😂

See I knew if you banned guns you'd have stabbings, ban knives and you're gonna have big ol rock to the head, mankind is fvcking violent & evil down to their subatomic particles and no amount of policing is going to stop that.

I totally read that wrong. 😂 My eyes saw, see I knew if I banged guys you'd get stabbed but in all fairness I'm super horny

Rub one out and go to bed you naughty boy.

I did twice. My dick is sore for some reason

Wouldn't be if you had a competent fellacist handy.
All that vigorous friction and not refreshing licking and sucking.
What a shame.

Think it's an old age thing. My dick is just telling me I can only go two rounds now

Some days mine surprises me with three, there's still some coals in the old furnace.

I read an article yesterday saying that the Y chromosome is disappearing. That in the future women will not need men to reproduce or that men might just evolve to other species

Scientists have entirely too much free time and absolutely no life.

Well yeah how do you expect them to do ground breaking research