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Chris Owen and Courtney Gains are the exact same person. Talk about doppelganger.

Guy from back to the future, who attempted to shove Marty McFly form the dance to American Pie, the Shermanator.

Vampire diaries is becoming repetitive. I might stop watching it.

Elena became a vampire.

That whore had to be nice about it 😂

Originally posted by rudester
Nukes where are you? Nukes 😢

Currently in Germany with my gf & her family, really big family.
Met the parents that went OK, my high school German is rusty as fvck
But I muddled through it well enough.

Sure 😁

And I'm the king of England

It's about as far fetched as Piggles travelling everywhere but never really leaving her room. 😂

She was literally in my city and didn't want to meet up 😆

I bet you are in bed just turning over 🥱

Speaking of bed. I had the weirdest phone sex ever 😂. Never phone sex with me, I'm horrible at it

You need a tripod for that shit haha

My ex called me and wants to meet up. I don't know why, I'm finally over him and he has a new life with new people in it. I honestly can't see the point of his meeting? He even went as far as telling me I'm not allowed to hug him if we meet. I'm confused because when you tell someone not to do something does it mean the opposite?

Oh phone sex guy was a different guy then my ex conversation.

Originally posted by rudester
It's about as far fetched as Piggles travelling everywhere but never really leaving her room. 😂

Believe what you want ya fvckin hooligan, I care not I've got strong German beer in me right now, I'll fight the lot of yaz!

Sure 😊.

Well beats my weekend. I'm watching hallmark movies and siting on the sofa like an old lady 😢

Another hallmark movie where they live happily ever after

If I have to eat another sausage and tater salad I'm not going to have a happy ending.

The beer is good but it gives me the hammer head something fierce.
How these people drink this stuff on a daily basis is a mystery to me.