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Are you still married Dave? 🤔 Kids all grown up?

Shh we don't talk about them.

Scenario: Rudester cucks Nuke Nuke'm but finds out Nuke's gf has a penis and likes it because gay.

Question: Would Nuke, his partner or Rude be upset?

How about we duct tape you to a chair and hook a car battery up to your nuts, tough guy, hows that for a fun night.

Or cut him up and use his skin to make a leather bag, than submit the bag to an international design competition and win artist of the year 😉😁

While that is creative it defeats the purpose of eternal torture for him.

On the other hand we could just ignore him and he could torture himself for eternity by living like a drunken hobo bogan.

Don't put electric shocks on my dick!

Wasn't going to put them on your dick, we're gonna light up yer balls which is exponentially more painful.

Mah balls!?! shock

Then we're going to tie you face down ass up and run a train on you by super hung trannies, that'll fix ya.

I was just going to drug him then peel off his skins and wear him, then pretend to be him.

Originally posted by rudester
I was just going to drug him then peel off his skins and wear him, then pretend to be him.
Are you going to do a shaman dance first?

Shaman's don't do voodoo. Oungan is the term for a male priest in Haitian Vodoo.

I am unfamiliar with your religion.

It's not mine. I have no religion, nothing man made is lasting, it's always going to be corrupted and used to make money and gather power and control the masses, look at the Catholics they started out with an Apostle someone that actually walked with Jesus and that church is a child-molestering money-making power-mad shithole now.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
It's not mine. I have no religion, nothing man made is lasting, it's always going to be corrupted and used to make money and gather power and control the masses, look at the Catholics they started out with an Apostle someone that actually walked with Jesus and that church is a child-molestering money-making power-mad shithole now.
Assuming apostles and Jesus existed.

Well there were actual real historians that wrote about them like they were real actual people. The way I see it either it's all bullshit or none of it is, does that change the fact that we live in a dystopian hellhole right now... no.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Well there were actual real historians that wrote about them like they were real actual people.
No there weren't.
The way I see it either it's all bullshit or none of it is, does that change the fact that we live in a dystopian hellhole right now... no.
Assuming we live in a dystopian hell hole.

Flavius Josephus
Tacitus
Pliny the Younger
Suetonius
Lucian
Thallus
Phlegon
Julius Africanus
Philo
Celsus.

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?