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rudester Tommy

I looked at it, I am not sure. It might be a little too juvenile.

rudester Tommy

But for you it's easy to shop for. You need a titanium limited edition ball stretcher

Nuke Nixon Senior Member
Originally posted by rudester
I looked at it, I am not sure. It might be a little too juvenile.

You said 10 years old, what kids are playing Elden Ring or Stalker 2 at that age?
What the frack. Let kids play kids games, Legend of Zelda and Pokemon heartgold.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Originally posted by rudester
But for you it's easy to shop for. You need a titanium limited edition ball stretcher

Time and age is doing that for free.

rudester Tommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
You said 10 years old, what kids are playing Elden Ring or Stalker 2 at that age?
What the frack. Let kids play kids games, Legend of Zelda and Pokemon heartgold.

Girls like that age are getting their periods, you do the math

rudester Tommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Time and age is doing that for free.

How about an ass stretcher or a new butt plug

FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

If you need something to stretch your ass to insert an object in there, then maybe you shouldn't be putting objects in your ass.

rudester Tommy

This coming from a guy who has never been in a relationship

FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

Originally posted by rudester
This coming from a guy who has never been in a relationship
I have been in relationships, dickwad.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Originally posted by rudester
Girls like that age are getting their periods, you do the math

My math suggests your math is drunk or high if you think 10 is the age for first periods, more like 12 you incessant progressivist.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
If you need something to stretch your ass to insert an object in there, then maybe you shouldn't be putting objects in your ass.

I actually don't, it's naturally stretchy, goes back to being watertight afterwards too, neat huh.

rudester Tommy
Originally posted by FalconPaunch!
I have been in relationships, dickwad.

Your mother and sister don't count

rudester Tommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
My math suggests your math is drunk or high if you think 10 is the age for first periods, more like 12 you incessant progressivist.

You wanna see drunken. I'll show you how to drink right.

FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
My math suggests your math is drunk or high if you think 10 is the age for first periods, more like 12 you incessant progressivist.
I was in a nightclub not too long ago and was talking to a woman there. We got onto talking about American politics, and abortion came up. I said I agree with her on "her body, her choice," but she then told me she had her first period at 10 years old and had she got raped, afterwards she might get pregnant and would have to live as a mother at an early age. I was as flabbergasted as much as you, yet I believed her the more she spoke about it.

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Originally posted by rudester
You wanna see drunken. I'll show you how to drink right.

I'm Irish, I've got an advanced doctorate in drinking.

rudester Tommy
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I'm Irish, I've got an advanced doctorate in drinking.

Wait a min you said you were German??

FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

Maybe he's Norwegian?

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

I've already mentioned my heritage several times, I can't help that you have hummingbird brains.

rudester Tommy

You said you were German and you went to Germany for octoberfest and you went with your girlfriend. Lies more lies 😭

FalconPaunch! Show me your moves

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I've already mentioned my heritage several times, I can't help that you have hummingbird brains.
My tongue doesn't wrap around my brain. 😒