A quote from THE MATRIX
Morpheus-A splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
Neo😛orn?
Morph:What is porn? Porno is everywhere, its there when you look out your window, when you turn on your T.V., when you take out your garbage, when you pay you taxes.
Neo:Wow really?
Morph:Yes, I have two pills, the blue pill you stay in your bed and masterbate for the rest of your life, the red pill... you come with me 😮💨
Neo:I think I will take the Bl...
Morph:Remember I am offering Porno, nothing more.
Neo:Ill take the red pill.
::morph smiles::
Morph:Come with me...
::the two walk into the room with the strange mirror thingy::
Morph:A-Pac are we online?
::a picture pops up on A-Pac's comp screen::
A-Pac:YES YES!!!!!
::he stares at screen for sometime.
Quote from the Matrix
Smith:We have been watching you for some time now Mr. Anderson
Neo:Aw shit no, he saw me shifting gears????!!!!
Smith:Yes you are on candid camera Mr.Anderson and you will help us whether you want to or not.
Neo:How bout I give you the finger!
Smith:How bout they give you the finger...
::Agent Brown and Jones smile::