Random Comments

she was cream~o~matic

I live in a cardboard couch

First there was the earth, then there was cheese, after that there was morons then book then smart peeps than jocks than burritos and finally there was the infamous lighter fluid...

lighter fluid...where would we be without it?

Of course my paper cut prone friend, the monkeys are flying as usual on a Sunday morn, I love sundays...

My momma loves me 😄

She loves me more than a rotten cupcake.

and that's saying alot 😉

Yeah especially when you choke on Mentos and go and strip the hide off of a fruit bat and expect eternal white out in return.

Why is it that I have to bring this thread back from the brink of extinction every time I log on.

Make some random comments peeps 🙁

*Waits* *Makes tappy noises on the table*

sorry, weeoowee

i looka pwetty in the moonlight

😱 yes you do 😄

I got phatter than the fat cat that got fat way too much in sooo little time.

Hym..

counting is done on fingers and toes

And... She Burnt my Vogals !!!!!!!

Have you ever set fire to things just for the hell of it?

I want to be like me
And be less like you