A swift kick in the nuts!

Here's where you tell a story about how you kicked someone or got kicked in the nuts. When I was in highschool, my sister was a junior and I was a sophomore and she had this boyfriend Todd who always tried to wrestle me and play box and stuff big brothers do. I hated it. I didn't want a big brother. So one day, he started rough housing with me and I told him to stop. So he started pullng my ear and that's when I gave him a swift kick in his nuts! He never messed with me again. 😄

a friends girlfriend once kicked me in the nuts and i thought i was going to die... luckly there was a girl who took pitty and gave me a rub down, down there... the problem was she would only rub and not long enough... i went from a kick to teh blue monster...

That's when you tell her you have to take a dump, but then you really go rub one out while her image is still fresh in your mind. 🙂

thats what i usually do... but... i was drunk and thought i could score.... i mean if i rubbed a girls muff i'd go all the way.

True dat.

I got kicked in the nuts outside a nightcub for turning a girl down, how bad is that, first of all me turning a girl down who was quite attractive but too drunk IMHO, and secondly because she thought she was some sort of Diva that everyone would just jump for. Ouch that hurt, especially the follwoing week when my friend pointed her out, she was lurvely. 🙁

I kicked some guy at my school for 1 reason. A Game called Roch-An-BOE (i won by the way)

never did it

or had it done to me but I can imagine the pain

Me and my boo were play fighting once and she kneed me in the nuts. She refused to acknowledge that it was less painful than cramps. If she had nuts I would have kicked her in them.

Gabriel05, I started a thread a long time ago about pms vs gettng kicked in the nuts. I can't remember the outcome of it all but LOL.

one time my girlfriends little sister threw a rubber toy dinosaur at me and hit me in the balls, i went behind a tree and stood there with my pants half hanging off my ass for about 20 minutes because i thought i was gonna piss blood

My ex-girlfriend at lunch one day when she was a sophomore kicked here brother right in the nuts (he was a senor) it was the funniest thing I had ever seen he fell on the ground and was like almost crying. What made it really funny is he was the quarterback for are football team. It was great to see the most popular guy in the school walking around holding his nuts all day……but then I realized how painful that most have been so I got mad at my girlfriend and she threaten to kike me in the nuts so I didn’t get mad at her to much after that…

There are eight stages one goes through when gettng kicked in the nuts.

1) The initial hit.
2) The shock.
3) The sweaty palms.
4) The feeling that you're going to puke.
5) The slight blackout phase.
6) The falling to the floor part.
7) The blank stare at the sky.
8) Uphoria.

I hate schools where the quarterback of the football team is the most popular guy at the school. At my highschool the most popular guy was the freakin' third trumpeter in the jazzband GODDAMNIT!!!!!!

That rules, Gab. Mucho culture there, bro. I wasn't very fond of the jocks either, though I did play rugby.

Kudos! Rugby is a real man's sport!!!!!

Thanks bro, I actually give rugby credit for making me the stud that I am today! 😄

I hit this kid in the hand cause he was reaching in my backpack, little fag had healing warts on his hand (i didnt know, or i wouldnt have hit his hand) well i popped one and he got super pissed (cause im sure it hurt like hell) and he hit me so hard in the balls i threw up (im not a fighter, so alot of pain makes me wretch)

I kneed my x-b/f in the nuts, but it really wasn't on purpose 😇

Man you women have no clue...no clue...

Say is it inhumane to downwind in a dogs face?