A swift kick in the nuts!

Started by LindsIsTightK3 pages

🤨 No but I really didnt do it on purpose, I swear.............

didn't fart in a dogs face? Just kidding that question was directed at everyone. It's ok it happens. Everyman should get a good nut kickin at some point in his life so he can have a healthy respect for the fragility, and importance of his testicules.

Well I tihnk my ex deserves it now, even though I didnt then

I DON'T KNOW YOU!
LET GO MY PURSE!

I hurt my nuts one time but nobody kick them

I got a door handle to the nuts once!
Ouch!

A small dog bit them ounce now that hurt I thought I was gonna vomit

one night I was walking around in the town centre, this guy came right from behind me and jumped on me and started hitting me and pulled my shirt over my head so I couldn't see...

I seen out of a gap in my shirt and to make it fair and give me time to get ready to fight I kicked him right in the nuts

afterwards I squared up and all was fair,

Discos - he so wished he didnt do that now 🙂

This guy in my class was being a real jerk so I hit him in the nuts with a baseball, he fell on the ground and started crying. It was so funny!
Getting kicked in the nust probably isn't as bad as giving birth.

Kick in the pussy

well i never Kicked a man in the balls, but once there's that girl who wanted to fight with me when i was 10 so i kicked her in Pussy and i got payback, 5 weeks later she Kicked me back in the Pussy, shit it hurts Like hell!!! 😠

OK then,

Have you ever been hit in the nuts but you think it missed cuz you dont feel any initial pain? Like you get hitbut you don't feel anything righ away so your like "Whew" and you let your guard down for half a second adn *BAM* delayed pain.
Thats the worst cuz you brace for the pain but it doesn't come so you let up and it hits you with your pants down, so to speak.

Re: Kick in the pussy

Originally posted by Kirzingergirl
well i never Kicked a man in the balls, but once there's that girl who wanted to fight with me when i was 10 so i kicked her in Pussy and i got payback, 5 weeks later she Kicked me back in the Pussy, shit it hurts Like hell!!! 😠

I'm sorry, but getting kicked in the coochie can't be nearly as painful as getting kicked in the balls. 😬

My brother kicked my "there" once, I justed started laughing. It didn't hurt. 🙂

used to do self defence and the trainers' assistent was all over me all the time. week after week he had me in a sweaty, smelly grib where all I could see was his yellowing pants ( don't think he ever washed those) and smelly feet. in the end we ended up in a small passage where he sat down with a leg on either side of me and I just managed to stem my feet aganst the opposite wall and sqash him against the other wall. wasn't a kick but luckily it made him cool down.

That smelly bastard. 😬

ay 😖

well but for me it hurt and i never said, it hurts more than getting Kick in the Balls, i just said that she kicked me right in there and it hurt, that's it! lol

Racked myself a few good times learning to do tricks on my bike.

Gas tank + my 2 friends = pain

Being Hit In Vulva Is As Painful As Being Hit In Testicles

A lot of you females will have wondered this, especicially since the
majority of you haven't been busted, and many guys would be unaware
of this fact.

Within the vulva is the Bartholens' Gland. The Bartholens' Gland is
a gland that produces a liquid that moistens the vaginal passages
during sexual intercourse so that the female feels no pain. The
testicles are a gland that produce sperm, and the genitalia of males
and female is produced from the same source during pregancy. That
is why the Bartholens' Gland and testicles are basically the same
type of gland, they both produce a fluid and are both vital for the
survival of the human race. You see, without the Bartholens' Gland,
sexual intercourse would be extremely painful for females, and it
would cause the majority of females not to have sex, and if you go
back a few thousand years, there were only about 10,000 humans
living on the Earth, and at that time, almost every women had to
have sex to ensure humans survived. That is why the Bartholens'
Gland has the exact same nerves as the testicles. If you are
wondering what type of nerves the testicles and Bartholens' Gland
have, then I will explain in the next paragraph.

The funny bone is actually a nerve called; ulna nerve and it travels
from the ulna to the elbow joint, and it is situated right at the
tip of the elbow. Therefore, when you hit your elbow, this
stimulates the ulna nerve and causes a nauseating pain. I have been
hit really hard in the testicles and really hard in the elbow, and I
know from experience that the pain I felt when I hit me elbow was
identical to the pain I felt when I hit my testicles. That means
that the ulna nerve is the same type of nerve found in the
testicles. So the fact this nerve is found in the elbow, is proof
that the nerves found in the testicles are not isolated to being in
the testicles, it proves that both genders have this type of
nerves. So that is why the nerves in the Bartholens' Gland are
identical to the nerves found in the testicles, the nerves in the
Bartholens' Gland are just like the ulna nerve.

Because the testicles are so large and are supported by the scrotum
outside of the body, that means they move around and can be hit very
easily. This means that any force whether it be light or hard can
compress them and cause pain. Because the vulva is smaller and is
not hanging, that means it is much harder to be hit in the vulva,
and usually a light force to the vulva will not cause the same pain
as a light force to the testicles. A light force to the testicles
does not cause much pain, it causes a nauseating feeling in the
stomach a slight pain in the lower abdomen but the pain is bearable
and in my opinion is not painful, it is more nauseating than it is
painful, but if the same force was applied to the vulva it wouldn't
cause this nausea. However, a mild hit to the vulva will cause as
much pain as a mild hit to the testicles, but it has to be
accurate.

(Any guy who thinks a blow to the vulva is not painful is an idiot
who knows nothing about female genitlia, so is any female who thinks that. What I hate is these retarded females who make up FAKE stories about being kicked in the groin & saying it didn't hurt. It's so obvious that they're lying & they do it cause they're manipulative trolls who hate males & are trying to make females look stronger. So for those girls here who lied, you do not fool me one bit, in fact I laugh my arse off at you foolish girls who lie, you only prove what retards you are.)

Re: Re: Kick in the pussy

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I'm sorry, but getting kicked in the coochie can't be nearly as painful as getting kicked in the balls. 😬

God you're an unintelligent & ignorant person!!!! Being kicked in the vulva IS as painful as being kicked in the testicles, this has been scientifically proven. You obviously know NOTHING about female genitalia. Now get a life & get a clue. The clitoris is as sensitive as the testicles are, anyone with a bit of experience knows this, & yes being hit in the clitoris is as painful as being hit in the testicles.