A Couple Of Words Story . . .

ok....*looks at linds as if she just sprouted horns*

Next, Lindsay punched RJ in the face and informed him that those were there to hold up her halo 😇

*cries and retreats to corner, hoping linds ceases to lay a smackdown on him*

*walks away, I am too tired to deal with this*

*licks his wounds*

*walks in and is looking for my beer* "hey rj need some salt for that?"

*walks in tired and horny* "ok who wants some?"

Take me Backfire. I've been a bad bad man. Just kidding.

im so tired

I'm always tired, hence the name.

im gollum thats what my friends call me

Why do your friends call you gollum?

because i have big sparkily green eyes like gollums

The Lindsay came to fix this thread and make it back into a story

but that lasted only a short time because

TH is so dense and had a lot of questions

like why do I get smacked around all the time?

and then diego replyed by saying

it was a long dark lonely road, and I had only one...

cordless extension cord to...