Why is Smith bald?

Started by standstill6 pages

Dude, I'm a girl. But um, I'm flattered? 😛

i think he should have his own range of hair products

Well, Now that you have been purged of all pent-up hostility because of other message boards, Welcome! 😊

And i'm not a Psychologist, i'm just a college student, but my English class last year was heavily into Psychology, so, thank you for the Complement. If you haven't already figured out, we do things a little differently at this Forum, we are all equals and welcome anyone new. Sorry if i acted kinda rash back there, but there are two things i hate at forums, even this one...
1) People who act like they know everything, that everyone else is wrong, and don't listen to reason even if the reason is Truth.
2) People who think that we aren't going to listen to them just because they are new, so they either don't tell us what they think, or are overly apologetic.

The people who do this here, however are almost always new, so we try to get them acquainted with our Microcosm, if they are willing to listen. Sometimes we have to yell at someone before they listen, again, it is usually the Newbs, so, again, i apologize, and ask if there are any hard feelings? We really try to keep these forums fun, and, although this debate may not be court-room caliber, it is debate, so, after my extraordinarily verbose welcome, HAVE FUN!! 😛

Originally posted by Korri
i think he should have his own range of hair products

Korri what do you think of this?

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* Agent Smith tries to get Neo to sell his hair care products. *

Agent Smith: I'm looking for Neo.

Guy at door: Never heard of him.

Agent Smith: I have something for him, a gift.

* Neo walks up to Agent Smith and company. *

Neo: Hiya, fellas.

Agent Smith: We are here because of you Mr. Anderson.

Neo: Why?

* Agent Smith makes his sales pitch to Neo. *

Agent Smith: Have you ever stood and stared at it? Marveled at
it's beauty? It's genius?

* Agent Smith Shows Neo a ten year contract for him to sign. *

Neo: Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I've
got a better one. Why don't I give you the finger....

Neo: I know what you're trying to do.

Agent Smith: You're going to help us, Mr. Anderson. Whether you
want to or not.

Agent Smith: It is inevitable.

Neo: What are you trying to tell me?

Agent Smith: If you can't beat us... join us!

Neo: Really.

Neo: I know Kung Fu.

Agent Smith: Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.

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They start to fight. A huge cloud of dust is raised! Loud screams are coming from the battle area. Then all of a sudden silence. A shadowy figure runs into hiding. After a few moments you hear a lone voice coming from the cloud.
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Neo: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here, to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to show them a world, without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world, where anything is possible. Where we go from there, is a choice I leave to you.

* Agent Smith thinks to himself " The only way you can survive is to spread to another area". *

Agent Smith: I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here.

Agent Smith: You hear that, Mr. Anderson?

Neo: My name..is NEO!

* Looks like some agents never learn... *

(Direct quotes were used from both films.)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by -=Urot=-
[B]Korri what do you think of this?

haahhahahahaa!😂

Urot> 😄

Originally posted by -=Urot=-
Korri what do you think of this?

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* Agent Smith tries to get Neo to sell his hair care products. *

Agent Smith: I'm looking for Neo.

Guy at door: Never heard of him.

Agent Smith: I have something for him, a gift.

* Neo walks up to Agent Smith and company. *

Neo: Hiya, fellas.

Agent Smith: We are here because of you Mr. Anderson.

Neo: Why?

* Agent Smith makes his sales pitch to Neo. *

Agent Smith: Have you ever stood and stared at it? Marveled at
it's beauty? It's genius?

* Agent Smith Shows Neo a ten year contract for him to sign. *

Neo: Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I've
got a better one. Why don't I give you the finger....

Neo: I know what you're trying to do.

Agent Smith: You're going to help us, Mr. Anderson. Whether you
want to or not.

Agent Smith: It is inevitable.

Neo: What are you trying to tell me?

Agent Smith: If you can't beat us... join us!

Neo: Really.

Neo: I know Kung Fu.

Agent Smith: Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.

--------------------
They start to fight. A huge cloud of dust is raised! Loud screams are coming from the battle area. Then all of a sudden silence. A shadowy figure runs into hiding. After a few moments you hear a lone voice coming from the cloud.
--------------------

Neo: I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here, to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to show them a world, without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world, where anything is possible. Where we go from there, is a choice I leave to you.

* Agent Smith thinks to himself " The only way you can survive is to spread to another area". *

Agent Smith: I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here.

Agent Smith: You hear that, Mr. Anderson?

Neo: My name..is NEO!

* Looks like some agents never learn... *

(Direct quotes were used from both films.)

oh gawd -=Urot=- that was funny L😂L

I'm glad you guys liked it. 😉

JediHDM> Haha, wow, now I'm really amazed at this board's tolerance. 🤪 Of course no hard feelings; I'm still flattered at how easily accepting this place is. Excuse my disbelief for a while; it may take some time before I'm used to it. Augh. Hm. I don't know how to say it without sounding arrogant as hell but I do know how Revolutions ends and I'll really try not to spoil it for anyone here, because that would seriously suck for those who want to experience the full scope of the film. I'll just keep my nose out of the theories sections from now on. And I don't know why you're apologizing since it was all me to begin with. ^^;

Standstill> Understand that we get our weekly "I know everything." So please tell us HOW you know how Revolutions ends. You don't need to "spoil" anything.
Just tell us HOW you know.

Mkay. True, I should have mentioned this in a prior post. *sweatdrops* I have a friend who's father works in the film industry and worked on the film, as a result he got a copy of the movie. I know it must sound ridiculous and like I'm trying to get attention through lying but I'm really not. I wish there were a way I could prove that, but you know, trust is hard to come by these days.

Standstill> You can probably understand that the "a friends father got a copy" does sound far-fetched, right? Especially with the secrecy going on, and Revolutions still being in post-production.

But it is easy enough to proove:
How did neo stop the sentinels at the end of Reloaded?

Yes! Do tell!

Spill your guts! 😄

But that is not really proof, because those who disagree will say he is lying. Lets just wait until the movie comes out, however, the day before it does come out, standstill, post exactly what happens, or at least the major points. Therefore, nobody will know anything more about the movie than necessary, and we will know if you are lying or telling the truth. I'm not trying to be a hard-@$$, but, please, don't share. It just makes it harder on us, not easier. However, i will give you the shadow of the doubt, because i would want the reverse, if i were in your shoes. And because we do things differently round bouts here.

*wry smile* I know it sounds far-fetched, which is why I was reluctant to tell in the first place. Besides, about the sentinels, it would be hard to give an explanation on how Neo stopped them without giving a bit more away. And actually it isn’t even explained in the movie. I won't share; I wouldn't know how to go about it anyway. And about posting the day before the movie comes out... I mean, I'll gladly do it but what about the time differences? ^^;

if (whoever it was) was right about the same opening time all over the world, then there won't be a problem.

If they are wrong, well, then, do it twenty-four hours before the movie opens where you live, because no matter where anyone else is, it will open here first, so no one will be able to cheat, give away, what have you. Not that im assuming you will cheat, im just saying that there will be no room for doubt, if you post before the first viewing occurs.

Hm. Good point. Will do. 🐰

a glitch in the matrix

Originally posted by standstill
Besides, about the sentinels, it would be hard to give an explanation on how Neo stopped them without giving a bit more away.

No problem. Put it in spoiler high-lights.

Originally posted by standstill
And actually it isn’t even explained in the movie.

If it's not explained in the movie, how could you give an explanation by giving a bit more away?

Originally posted by standstill
I won't share; I wouldn't know how to go about it anyway.

Won't or can't? Fine, write me personally. Just click on my name.

Actually I have a good idea. Get some screencaps on parts of the movie which haven't been shown in the trailers yet 😄