Classic Futurama/simpsons moments

Here is a place where you can talk about your favourate moments from Matt Groeings creations.

Robot Hell Song
Beelzebot: Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em.
We'll find ways to simulate that smell.
What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatella.
Here on level one of Robot Hell.
Gambling's wrong and so is cheating,
so is forging phony IOU's.
Let's let lady luck decide
what type of torture's justified.
I'm pit boss here on level two.
Ooh! Deep-fryed robot!
Bender: Just tell me why.
Beelzebot: Please read this fifty-five page warrant.
Bender: There must be robots worse than I.
Beelzebot: We checked around, there really aren't.
Bender: Then please let me explain;
My crimes were merely boyish pranks.
Beelzebot: You stole from boy scouts, nuns, and banks!
Bender: Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing.
Beelzebot: Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
Beelzebot: Selling bootleg tapes is wrong.
Musicians need that income to survive.
Beastie Boys: Hey Bender gonna make some noise
With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys.
That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five.
Fry: I don't feel well.
Leela: It's up to us to rescue him.
Fry: Maybe he likes it here in hell.
Leela: It's us who tempted him to sin.
Fry: Maybe he's back at the motel.
Leela: Come on Fry, don't be scared,
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared.
So just sit back, enjoy the ride.
Fry: My a$$ has blisters from the slide.
Beelzebot: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,
Publishing indecent magazines.
You'll pay for every crime,
Knee-deep in electric slime.
You'll suffer 'till the end of time,
Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme.
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!

ANYTHING featuring Ralph...

"Mss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth, and then I ate it."

nuh much is happnin, so I'm gonna keep adding classic ralph moments...

"Lisa, did you bother to do your homework last night?" "Shove it." *Miss Hoover gasps*

you guys watch wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy to much tv

I only have been watching the Simpsons since it first aired when I was 3, and I have the first 3 seasons on DVD.

ok sure whatever you say

I don't watch THAT much TV, as I do play Video Games, and watch DVDs.

Bender- "you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean Robot Devil. And by metaphorically I mean get your coat."

I like the simpsons!

"I bent my wookie..."

"The pointy kitty took it..."

"What's a diarama?"

"My cat's breath smells of cat food..."

"My knob tastes funny..."

"...and the doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"

New Justice Team Theme

Go go go New Justice Team.
Fighting justice is their quest.
Super King, Clobberella and all the rest.
Here's to you, New Justice Team.
Do the things that make a team.
Help each other do some things.
Winners don't use drugs!
The New Justice Team!

Zapp- If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate

oh man, I've been watching the simpsons since day one, ive seen all the episodes from all the older seasons about 50 times.... my favorite bits are....

In the episode where homer gets brought up on sexual harrasment charges against the babysitter.... when we see homer in the interview with Godfrey jones from rock bottom, and its obviously been edited to make homers innocent remarks sound like horrible sexual references...

in that same episode... when homer is flipping through the tv and stops on "Gentle Ben" the bear with his own talk show, and the bear begins eating catoring food and causing trouble, the security shoot him with tranquilizer darts and he falls into the audience...

and the next bit in that episode... right after gentle ben, when homer see's a made for tv movie about him "homer-portrait of an ass grabber"...this is the best simpsons episode of all time i think, it has so many brilliant, classic jokes.

Matt Groeings is so awesome I first heard of him from my brother who was totally in the life in hell strip,it was such a trip!
fururama is my 'it' show right now and it's hard to pick a favorite.
if i had to it would be either 'Fry and the slurm factory'( the spin off of willi wonka) or 'where no fan has gone before'(star trek) those 2 are 2 funny!

My favourite Moments: (In no particular order)
1) The saddest moment was when Homer was thought to be dying after eaten a posion fish.
2) Any 'Tree House of Horror' episode all are great parodies of particular horror films.
3) The Simpsons appearing on Jerry Springer after Marge confessed that Maggie was actually Kang's (the alien)daughter.
4) The Futurama episode where they are all surfing the Interent trying to avoid the pop ups and in a chat room - Hilarious.
5) The appreance of The Red Hot Chilli Peppers one of my favourite ever bands.
6) The Das Bus episode where Homer sets up his own Internet business - "They have the Internet on computers now aye" and The children are washed up on a desert island.
7) At the beginnig of one of The TreeHouse of Horror episodes the beginning starts with Jason Vorhees and Freddy Kruger sitting on the famous couch waiting for The Simpsons to arrive home.
8) Troy McClure's explanation of the Food Chain
9) The children of Springfield rebelining against an imposed curfew.
10) And any scene with Ralph as he is so funny.

That simpsons episode with stan lee..."He's not the hulk, I'm the hulk" Then he's there trying to turn into the hulk thats funny.

I like the Stan Lee one too, with the internet company.
"While you're waiting, help yourself to some more stock"
Where is your prescious stock now silly internet companies!?!

The simpsons matrix

and the one where they catch nessie

Futuramawise the one where bender gives up alcohol and the one where Fry moves in with Bender