Re: Classic Futurama/simpsons moments
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel😂 i love that epi and that song ...
Here is a place where you can talk about your favourate moments from Matt Groeings creations.[b]Robot Hell Song
Beelzebot: Cigars are evil, you won't miss 'em.
We'll find ways to simulate that smell.
What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatella.
Here on level one of Robot Hell.
Gambling's wrong and so is cheating,
so is forging phony IOU's.
Let's let lady luck decide
what type of torture's justified.
I'm pit boss here on level two.
Ooh! Deep-fryed robot!
Bender: Just tell me why.
Beelzebot: Please read this fifty-five page warrant.
Bender: There must be robots worse than I.
Beelzebot: We checked around, there really aren't.
Bender: Then please let me explain;
My crimes were merely boyish pranks.
Beelzebot: You stole from boy scouts, nuns, and banks!
Bender: Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing.
Beelzebot: Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
Beelzebot: Selling bootleg tapes is wrong.
Musicians need that income to survive.
Beastie Boys: Hey Bender gonna make some noise
With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys.
That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha get on level five.
Fry: I don't feel well.
Leela: It's up to us to rescue him.
Fry: Maybe he likes it here in hell.
Leela: It's us who tempted him to sin.
Fry: Maybe he's back at the motel.
Leela: Come on Fry, don't be scared,
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared.
So just sit back, enjoy the ride.
Fry: My a$$ has blisters from the slide.
Beelzebot: Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,
Publishing indecent magazines.
You'll pay for every crime,
Knee-deep in electric slime.
You'll suffer 'till the end of time,
Enduring tortures, most of which rhyme.
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell! [/B]
Fry: "Hey, hey! What's the big idea? Stop abducting me! Why does your vanity plate say Probe1?"
Lrrr: "Interesting. The trousers conceal a tiny secondary horn."
Fry: "Hey, what've you heard?"
Lrrr: "Guards, seize him! Prepare to harvest the lower horn."
Lrrr: "Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked."
Bender: "It's used to it! Woooo!"
My all time fav epi
Futurama quotes:
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch.
Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir.
[a giant Bender is destroying New York City]
Amy Wong: There goes the neighborhood.
[Boom]
Amy Wong: There goes another neighborhood.
[Bender and Fry in Benders apartment]
Bender: [while sleeping] Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all hu...
Fry: [shakes him] Bender wake up.
Bender: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
Fry: Listen, Bender, uh... where's your bathroom?
Bender: Bath-what?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What room?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What what?
Fry: Aaah, never mind.
[Bender shuts himself down to sleep, Fry lies on the floor]
Bender: [while sleeping] Hey, sexy mama... Wanna kill all humans?
Simpsons:
Rod Flanders: Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
Ned Flanders: Maybe just a little bit.
Rod Flanders: I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
Ned Flanders: One problem at a time, boy.
Mr. Burns: Oh no. Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash?
Smithers: Well, sir, it happened 25 years before I was born.
Mr. Burns: Oh, that's your excuse for everything.
Homer Simpson: Shouldn't a person have the right to choose his own religion?
Lisa: As strange as it seems, Dad, I agree.
Homer Simpson: What?
Lisa: Well, as you well know, I'm a fully pledged Buddhist.
Father Sean: [laughs] Buddhist? Well, I suppose some children have imaginary friends...
Lisa: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
I love one bit, I can't remember it that well dammit! In futurama, in the episode where the professor made that machine of what could happen if...whatever. I LOVE the bit when Leela is in that land of Oz, and she has that weird bug thing for a dog, and something starts singing and suddenly it's just eaten from behind and there is sitting the bug/dog/thing. I laughed so hard at that bit! There was another really funny bit later on in that episode, if anyone thinks they know what it is please tell!
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel
Simpson, Homer Simpson, from the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree, AAHHHHH.
sorry, buts its actually "simpson, homer simpsons, he's the greatest guy in history, from ther, town of springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut treeeeee, ahhhh!!"
i love----
"now ill leave you with what we all came her to see, hardcore, nud1ty!"-troy mcClure.
"moe, i have this friend, called.... Joey Joe Joe, junior.... Shabidoo..." "thats the worst name i evr heard" *joey joe joe cries and runs out of the bar* "HEY! Joey Joe Joe!"
"you dont snuggle with Max Power, you pull yourself in, and feel the cheese!" -homer.
"ms. hoover, i dont have a red crayon." "why not?" "i ate it"-ralph
"oh boy, sleep! thats where im a viking!"-ralph.
"me fail english, thats unpossible!"-ralph.
"Dr. Nick Riviera, Dr. NICK Riviera, please report to the coroner imediately" "the coroner, im so sick of that guy!" *opens the door and sees paparazzi* "such a nice day, i think ill just go out the window!.
"d.r nick, remember me?!" "well, if it isnt my good pal Mr. McGReg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"
"sir, are you just holding onto the can?" "noooo"
"you dont make friends with salad, you dont make friend with salad" "mum!" "what? i didnt mean to take sides, i just got caught up with the rythm"
"i think i wet my bed"-ralph
"i beat the smart kids, i beat the smart kids" *falls over* "i bent my wookie"-ralph
"argh, if elected mayor, my first act would be to kill the whole lot of ye, and burn ye toon to cinders!" "the mics on" "i know its on!"
"uh, oh, we've drawn judge snider." "is that bad?" "well, hes had it in for me since i kinda ran over his dog" "you did?" "well, replace the word kinda with the word "Repeatedly" the word dog, with "son""
"yargh, im not attractive"-the sea captain
"the plant called and said if you dont come in tomorrow dont bother coming in Monday" "WOOHOO, 4 day weekend!"
"did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?" "no!" *BUZZ* "alright, maybe i did, but i didnt shoot him!" *DING* "checks out, okay, sir, your free to go" "good, coz i got a hot date" *BUZZ* "odd date" *BUZZ* "dinner with friend* *BUZZ* "dinner alone" *BUZZ* *watching TV alone." *BUZZ* "ALRIGHT! im gonna sit at home and oggle the ladies in the victoria secret catalogue" *BUZZ* "sias catalogue" *DING* "Now can you unhook me already? i dont deserve this kind of shabby treatment!" *BUZZ*
"dad, whats a muppet?" "well, its not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but mahahan, so, to answer your question i dont know."
"mr. simpson, the tog fumes are making me dizzy." "yeah, they'll do that"
"ive seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked"-homer
"you put the beer in the coconut and you throw the can away, you throw the can away, you throw the... marge, we need more beer!"-homer
"woah, careful there ani-oakley" "i dont have to be careful, i got a gun"
"just give me my gun" "sorry, but the law requires a 5-day waiting period to run a background check" "but im mad now!"
theres sooo much more! lol
its not my fave tv show tho🙁 lol