Coruscant's Crunchy Chaos Club - nw. est.

AFter yo9ur last feeble attempts, I don't really feel threatened.

OK, what's the tab queeq.

I assume you're referring to phinney and not me, RC. After all, I'm standing here with a handfull of bandages and stuff for you. Hmmmm...bandages.....THE MUMMY !!!!! (Gundark steps towards RC) 😂

As ever, you are correct. I think I could live without the Im-Ho-Tep look though...

(Checks Edna's dust-filled office).

This is just tragic. I may have to fill in for her. I can find some animation programmes, I'm sure...

By the way, Imperial doctrine bans Undead references of any kind- that's Vamps, Ghosts, Poltergheists, Mummies, and Elvis.

Indeed. Let the games begin. 😈

Even Elvis????? And I had this nice week of Elvis-inpersonators planned for next week. Darn!

As for the tab RC, just gimme the entire wallet and you can pay the rest some other day. 😂

OH no, you give me a bill and I'll pay it. I'm sure I have more than enough here, even with you little added percentages....

I haven't got enough paper to write you a bill. In fact I don't think there's enough paper in the universe to write you that bill 😂 😂

Throws down Imperial Issue Plantium card. Just charge it to that. Status has it's privileges, no credit limite see. 😄

*dials Imperial Platina Card services*

What was that? ...
Not known in your files? ...
But please check again. It's very complicated number, I doubt he made it up by himself: 123456789....
No?...
Okay, so what shall I do now?....
What?...

*looks up, sees two squads of Stormtroopers barging in, handcuffing RC and moving him off*

Okay, wow, you guys are fast.... 😂

Hey, aren't you guys a little short for stormtroopers. Wait a minute....How let these ewoks in the bar?

Queeq, I think you might have some explaining to do. Do you know the quarentine laws on this planet. You certainly haven't been here long enough to have the guys in 9 months quarentine.

I can assure you that MY credit rating is one of the finest in the universe.

Ush, I think queeq may want to discuss his little security breach with you.

*Picks car up of table*

I'll consider my tab clear now thankyou.

*AT-ST controlled by Ushgarak stops in front of Chaos Club, more Stormtropers run out, set their weapons for stun, shoot RC and drag him out.*

Thanks Ush, you are the finest security officer I have ever seen.

123456789 ? Thats the same combination thats on my luggage !!!!!

Ush, I'd leave those cobwebs in Edna's office - she'll like them when she gets back. 🤣

Yes, I grew them there on special request from her.

Grown ? I am assuming by spiders. I hate spiders !!!! AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! (Gundark gets giant can of bug spray and blaster, runs into Edna's office. After loud noises stop, comes back out). Ahem, I think we're gonna need a little remodeling in there.... 😂

Well, thanks a lot. Time for some spanking in the closet, naughty girl.

*dials number for Giant Cobweg Spiders service*

You're lucky Edna has not shown up yet.

Sorry, darling, I closed your account with the GCSS. You're out of luck. Except in the closet. 😮‍💨

*Walks back in, whistling a happy tune.*

Queeq, my friends at the Imperial Information Office were very interested to hear about youn plans for supplying Illegal Squik to the locals. The also wanted you to know that they will be investigating a spate of highly irregulat attacks on the populace by 2 foot, furry assassins.

Hmmm, no more Tab. I like this.

(standing outside of RC's jail sell) Ohh poor RC. I guess ush's feeble attempts WORKED! Don't screw around with the tabs next time. I would haev done far worse if I had been there. Loks at queeq, " What shall i do now for you"

Remember this is my Character speaking, not me 😈

Well, there's still the little thing with his tab. But I keep it safely with me, I can use it as calateral with the Empire when I want to expand.

And RC, don't try to frighten us with your stirring ways. Vader, Palpy and Xizor are regulars in the private chambers of this establishment. I am now the most powerful bartender in the universe. I suggest you remember that. 😈