Coruscant's Crunchy Chaos Club - nw. est.

(Ushgarak is smiling and whistling a happy tune. He enters Edna's office and starts cleaning, leaving various strategically placed cobwebs that look good).

"Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day..."

(Puts up a large banner in Edna's office. The banner reads "Welcome Back Edna". He rolls up the banner, and attaches it to a cord to be pulled at the relevant time)

"I have a beautiful feeling,
Everything's going my way..."

Queeq how do u want us to deal with RatCat 😈

Okay phin...ya gotta let him out. The Club's charter doesn't allow for bondage.

That's not what you said last night... 😂 😮‍💨 😂

I hope the rest of you are going to help me clean Edna's place.

Sorry, I've been wrongly arrested to hide queeqs illegal ewok and squik trade.

This place gets more subversive by the second...

Well, I really think he's gone too far this time.

Poor RC, I asked them not to use that mind probe.

Oh, Ush. I have some expert decorators of the occult coming in today to work on Edna's office. She sent her desires today. Care to coordinate?

Reluctantly lets RC out of his jail cell, " OK ur free to go " on orders of DIM, Sorry queeq this place would have been shut down.

Guess it's not what you know, but who you know...

Let me think if I want to help...

YYEEESSS!

ummmm, could a kind soul please make me a lightsabre for my siggy? I have no clue as normal

Ask the Dimster, when she's around. But make sure you ask her NICELY. 😂

Hey! Stop yapping and get decorating!

Oh, you are SUCH a slave driver....

Just enthusiastic. Unless you think I learnt from the Master...

Here Ush, I brought Edna a new pointy hat. Black velvet. I'm sure Elvis would approve. 😂

Ta very much... though as I remember, she doesn't normally wear the full witch-aroo garb.

Heck, been on far too long. Back later, everyone...

Yeah, I get that feeling sometimes.