Queeq's Barber Shop

Nobody knows where these things go, Shoe. Just go with the flow.

Ah right then! Wonderful! Blindfold nicely attached. OK if you could just sit still whilst I tie your legs and arms to the chair. Nothing to worry about. Just a simple safety precaution!

*Shoeless awakes finding himself strapped to a cold, hard slab. It's dark and he can't really make anything out, only the maniacal laughing of Ush. As Shoeless tries to wriggle free from his straps to no avail, a terrible realization hits him....he has been completely shaven.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo........!

*Who knows what further horrors may lie in store for the once mighty Shoeless Jedi?*

- btw, I see that RC has been by the other shop, very cool, I knew I'd seen ya round before.

Edna, I'm having some reservations about this...

No, Ush, it's going great. Go on, trust her. 😈

(gives Shoe laughing gas) laugh it up, fuzzball. I gotta go check on the Ush torture upstairs. queeq wouldn't want me to miss it. 😈

Ah Gundy, come and join the fun.

This is exciting. When do you think she's going to get out the sharp metal objects ? 😈

Now Ush! Just relax! Like i said, its just a saftety precaution!

Ok... if you insist...

There we go! All strapped in. No if you just want to grip this piece of transparisteel between your teeth!

Of course when i say safety precaution, that is formy safety rather than yours!

Suddenly I am getting a feeling of danger...

Oh nothing to worry about! This isn't going to hurt a bit!

You might feel a strange sensation on your legs in a mitue. Kind of sticky!

**turns around**now where did I put that duck tape?

Err... I need to use the bathroom...

Nice try but I don't think so!

**Starts applying long strips of Duck tape to Ush's legs**

Oooh! Look! It's the Matriarch of your clan! Go and say hello!

Nope! Nice try but I odnt thinkso! Now just hold it there and this wont even hurt!...Much!

You know when you said I would be your protector this was not what I had in mind...

**without warning Edna rips the strip form Ush's leg**

Yuk! Just look at that! That's gross!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I mean, yuh... buh.... guh...

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Look what you just did!!!!