Queeq's Barber Shop

He he he! Next one! **Rip!**

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Oh, you are going to pay for this, Witchy...

Oh really? Why do you think I tied you tothe chair? I did say it was for my dafety and not yours. **Rip!**

I wouldn't cause me to m,uch pain if I were you! You might just...

OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!

Might just what? **Rip!**

Bring... back... HIM!

OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!

WHO? *Rip!**

(Someone taps Edna from behind)

'Hello, darling,' says UUsh. 'I always like a change of scene.

(Uush sweeps Edna up in one motion, a sabre to her throat, and walks off. He comments to Ush as he goes)

'Tied to a chair and in agony, my man? Nice to see you have a halthy relationship...'

Um Ush? If this is what you had in mind when you said bring HIM back then you really know how to do yourself favours! With you tied to the chair and blindfolded how the hell are you going to get out of this one huh?

'Quiet woman...' saus Uush, putting her down in a small nearby room. 'Now... how best to get you back for what you dfid... well... this IS a Barber's Shop...'

(Twirls his lightsabre nastily)

'Time to lose that oh-so-pretty hair of yours, my dear...'

(Meanwhile, Ush is rather comically trying to hop along with the chair towards where Uush went)

Clomp, clomp, clmomp

What I did? What the hell did i do? You were the one who kissed me and blew your cover! You come near my hair and I swear you will regret it!

(Holds his sabre to your throat again)

I don't think you have much choice, my dear. Now hold still, this is a delicate cut and if you move it may hurt considerably more

(Sabre starts to slowly shear into the hair...)

No! **Edna curls up her legs and kicks Uush visciously in the groin sending him flying and causing a considerable amount of pain!**

Oooh... THAT was a bad idea... when he went flying back his sabre clean cleaved half your hair away... and now you have made him mad... and meanwhile I'm still trying to get out of this bloody chair!

Ah! Never mind my hair! Dim willlend me some of her amazing hair groeth tonic! It worked wonders on RC's legs!

Uush on the other hand is no longer in Edna's good books! Not that he has been for a long time!

"You know it was your own stupidfault! You can't blame me for your downfall!"

'Well, if your HAIR does not worry you than what about your pretty face, eh?'

[ June 13, 2001: Message edited by: Ushgarak ]

And why would you want to ruin my face? It was the object of your desires a few weeks ago!

'Well, we'll make a deal then. You get to KEEP your face if you let me get what I want!'

Ush, meanwhile, has clomped his way over to one of Queeq's razors, and is trying to get his hands free...

Let you get what you want? I have absolutely no idea what you could possibly mean!

A-HA! Free at last!

'Oh, you KNOW what I want dear...' says Uush. He heras that Ush is free, and quickly darts forward and kisses Edna on the cheek.

'Later, my dear...'

And he is gone. Ush comes running in.

Where is he? Where is he!?