THE HOTH TUB PUB

sometimes, most of the time, but not all the time, and I forget to back read, too. therefore, I am usually 😕

Yes we athered that much! Anyway Finti was puking up in that thing earlier so I am a little worried as to whther tht is actually popcorn you are eating!

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh; chunky popcorn 😠 😱

no, this is a brand new box, Edna; I did check the box before Queeq filled it. 😉

Are you sure! Even queeq said he was a little worried!

wait, there's little pictures of queeq in a speedo on the bottom of the box.

*shows Edna pics* 😂 🙄

Ooh! Nice butt!

cute butt, huh 🙄 😄

What else would you expect in the bottom of a box of virgin popcorn ?

True! Very true!

Thank you. Thank you. But it's for Gundy only, ladies. Sorry.
*puts up engaged sign on his butt*

Of course when I say Nice butt, it doesn't mean it's an amazing butt! I've seen better!

You're referring to Mel Gibson of course.

I'm still waiting for that big diamond, queeq darling. 😂

Yes, Mel Gibson's amazing butt 😄

Edna, we must cross out that "engaged" sign on Queeqer's butt.
😈

No way. He's not getting out of this one.

*Rolls in 1400000000000000 carat diamond together with three aides*

Here it is darling, but I don't think it'll fit in the closet.

Oooh, very nice, I wish I...

Hang on. That is ICE. Pure ICE! Nicely sculpted, but even so! Little wonder, of course, there is enough of it around...

No, it's a real diamond. You of all people should know space is a great place for growing diamonds.

Why is it melting when it goes near the heaters?

That's just the ice that got stuck on while we rolled it in here. Don't spoil the mood now, Ush.

Hmmm...

Edna? I have need of your talents...